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(MUMBLING) 18 00:02:45,613 --> 00:02:47,484 - (WHISPERS) Babe. - (MUMBLING) 19 00:02:48,353 --> 00:02:49,851 - I need a second opinion. - (MUMBLES) 20 00:02:49,953 --> 00:02:51,785 Oh. Okay. 21 00:02:55,158 --> 00:02:56,394 (MAN GRUNTS SOFTLY) 22 00:02:57,632 --> 00:03:00,197 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 23 00:03:00,299 --> 00:03:03,434 - (WOMAN INHALES SHARPLY) - What is it? 24 00:03:03,536 --> 00:03:06,803 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Um, it's a Douglas fir parfait. 25 00:03:06,905 --> 00:03:09,341 Oh. (LAUGHS) 26 00:03:11,911 --> 00:03:13,110 (CHUCKLES, EXHALES) 27 00:03:13,212 --> 00:03:14,341 - Darling, what time is it? - Please. 28 00:03:14,443 --> 00:03:15,443 Please can you just try it? 29 00:03:15,545 --> 00:03:17,679 (EXPECTANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 30 00:03:34,461 --> 00:03:35,631 (DOOR CREAKING) 31 00:03:45,011 --> 00:03:47,577 (WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 32 00:03:49,517 --> 00:03:50,745 Hmm. 33 00:03:56,691 --> 00:03:57,657 (MUSIC FADES) 34 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:58,720 (GRUNTS, EXHALES) 35 00:04:01,896 --> 00:04:03,159 - Okay. - (CLICKS PEN) 36 00:04:03,261 --> 00:04:05,792 So no gush or trickle or fluid 37 00:04:05,894 --> 00:04:08,130 or unusual amount of dampness in your underwear? 38 00:04:08,232 --> 00:04:09,964 - Uh-uh. - Mucus plug? 39 00:04:10,066 --> 00:04:11,601 (EXHALES) 40 00:04:13,468 --> 00:04:16,908 Who even are you? (LAUGHS) 41 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:19,339 (CHUCKLES) Erm, okay. 42 00:04:19,441 --> 00:04:20,709 - (CHUCKLES) - Fluids? 43 00:04:21,743 --> 00:04:22,808 Didn't you just ask me that question? 44 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:25,047 - No, to drink. Have you... - No, nothing. 45 00:04:25,149 --> 00:04:26,847 (CHUCKLES) Jesus. 46 00:04:28,154 --> 00:04:29,388 Make sure you keep drinking. 47 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:31,789 - Okay. - (SLAMS BOOK CLOSE) 48 00:04:31,891 --> 00:04:33,689 (INHALES DEEPLY) 49 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:38,097 So as and when you, erm... You have any... 50 00:04:38,199 --> 00:04:39,963 Yeah, you'll be the first to know. 51 00:04:40,065 --> 00:04:42,130 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 52 00:04:42,232 --> 00:04:44,664 (MONITOR BEEPING) 53 00:04:44,766 --> 00:04:46,471 MALE STAFF MEMBER: Good to go on that. 54 00:04:49,871 --> 00:04:51,443 FEMALE STAFF MEMBER: Just a little more. 55 00:04:52,145 --> 00:04:54,140 - Table five. - Yes, Chef. 56 00:04:54,242 --> 00:04:55,447 (BEEPS) 57 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,317 Sauce? 58 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:05,086 MALE STAFF MEMBER: Right, that's ready for service. 59 00:05:05,188 --> 00:05:06,222 (CUTLERY CLINKS) 60 00:05:06,324 --> 00:05:07,325 Don't look so terrified, Chef. 61 00:05:07,427 --> 00:05:09,527 - That's fucking majestic. - Thank you, Chef. 62 00:05:21,242 --> 00:05:23,303 - (CUTLERY CLATTERS) - (GROANS, WINCES) 63 00:05:23,405 --> 00:05:25,011 FEMALE CHEF: Chef? 64 00:05:25,113 --> 00:05:27,011 - (GROANS) - Do you need anything? 65 00:05:27,113 --> 00:05:28,147 No, I'm fine, I'm fine. 66 00:05:28,249 --> 00:05:29,613 Leave me alone. Go back to your station. 67 00:05:31,281 --> 00:05:33,551 (GROANS, PANTS) 68 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:38,122 WOMAN: So what happens now? 69 00:05:38,224 --> 00:05:39,686 DOCTOR: I'm going to recommend 70 00:05:39,788 --> 00:05:42,092 starting with a course of chemotherapy. 71 00:05:42,194 --> 00:05:43,758 Why not just remove it? 72 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:46,557 Sorry, I mean, why... Why can't we just operate? 73 00:05:46,659 --> 00:05:48,734 - Honestly? - Yeah. 74 00:05:48,836 --> 00:05:50,535 It's too big. 75 00:05:50,637 --> 00:05:54,003 (INHALES) The first thing we have to do is shrink it. 76 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:55,373 Slow it down. 77 00:05:55,475 --> 00:05:58,070 Once we achieve that, then we can operate. 78 00:05:59,277 --> 00:06:00,738 And then... And then what? 79 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,508 Once you recover from surgery, 80 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:03,708 you'll need to complete 81 00:06:03,811 --> 00:06:06,585 another course of chemotherapy. 82 00:06:06,687 --> 00:06:09,216 We really don't want to be leaving anything behind here. 83 00:06:09,318 --> 00:06:10,489 WOMAN: Hmm. 84 00:06:11,554 --> 00:06:14,358 Given this is a reoccurrence, 85 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:16,594 we need an aggressive treatment plan. 86 00:06:19,393 --> 00:06:20,565 Okay. 87 00:06:22,429 --> 00:06:23,796 So... 88 00:06:23,898 --> 00:06:26,370 Just to check that I... It would go... 89 00:06:26,472 --> 00:06:28,072 - A course of chemotherapy... - Mmm-hmm. 90 00:06:28,174 --> 00:06:29,769 ...followed by surgery, 91 00:06:29,871 --> 00:06:33,138 followed by another, hopefully final... 92 00:06:34,447 --> 00:06:36,112 - course of chemotherapy? - DOCTOR: Correct. 93 00:06:36,214 --> 00:06:37,450 MAN: Okay, great. 94 00:06:38,645 --> 00:06:40,112 And what about work? 95 00:06:42,087 --> 00:06:43,315 What about work? 96 00:06:43,984 --> 00:06:46,555 Well, how much time off, do you think, 97 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:49,191 realistically, we should be considering? 98 00:06:49,293 --> 00:06:50,429 What do you think? 99 00:06:50,531 --> 00:06:53,925 Well, given the physical nature of your profession, 100 00:06:54,027 --> 00:06:56,233 honestly, if you and your colleagues 101 00:06:56,335 --> 00:06:58,097 can find a workable solution, 102 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,803 I would advocate stepping back. 103 00:07:02,904 --> 00:07:04,904 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA SYSTEM) 104 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:07,447 WOMAN: Maybe it's time to finally get a dog. 105 00:07:09,745 --> 00:07:11,677 I read somewhere that pets, dogs, 106 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,185 are really good for children, 107 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:14,718 helping them to cope with, like, 108 00:07:15,923 --> 00:07:17,787 big, life stuff. 109 00:07:19,354 --> 00:07:20,757 MAN: Hmm. 110 00:07:20,859 --> 00:07:22,355 Because once they've gone through the death of a pet, 111 00:07:22,457 --> 00:07:23,759 their ability 112 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,928 to handle all the other terrible shit goes up. 113 00:07:29,563 --> 00:07:30,533 MAN: So... 114 00:07:30,635 --> 00:07:33,439 So you think we should procure a dog 115 00:07:33,541 --> 00:07:37,343 in order to end its life prematurely as a way of... 116 00:07:37,445 --> 00:07:40,139 I'm obviously not suggesting we kill a dog. 117 00:07:42,515 --> 00:07:44,946 - Maybe just a really old one. - (SNORTS) 118 00:07:47,648 --> 00:07:49,351 (INHALES SHARPLY) 119 00:07:49,453 --> 00:07:51,356 What... (CLEARS THROAT) 120 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:54,725 What would you say if I said to you... 121 00:07:58,197 --> 00:08:01,127 Erm, I'm not sure... 122 00:08:02,263 --> 00:08:05,769 I know how to go through all of that all over again? 123 00:08:10,771 --> 00:08:12,043 - Erm... - 'Cos let's... 124 00:08:12,145 --> 00:08:13,106 Let's just say... 125 00:08:14,248 --> 00:08:16,010 Let's just say it goes to plan 126 00:08:17,313 --> 00:08:18,276 and... 127 00:08:19,851 --> 00:08:22,382 In whatever it is, like, six to eight months... 128 00:08:22,484 --> 00:08:23,653 MAN: Mmm-hmm. 129 00:08:23,755 --> 00:08:26,717 ...I receive the all-clear and it's great 130 00:08:26,819 --> 00:08:28,528 and all of a sudden, 131 00:08:29,394 --> 00:08:32,096 it feels, like, great. 132 00:08:32,198 --> 00:08:33,258 - Yeah. - Yeah. 133 00:08:34,268 --> 00:08:36,833 That'd be great. Agreed, yeah. 134 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,870 But what happens if it doesn't? 135 00:08:44,271 --> 00:08:46,039 All of a sudden you're in this weird position 136 00:08:46,141 --> 00:08:48,713 where instead of making the most out of those... 137 00:08:49,978 --> 00:08:55,181 six, seven, eight, maybe nine months, 138 00:08:56,888 --> 00:08:58,717 you're gonna realise that all you did was go bald 139 00:08:58,819 --> 00:09:00,186 and puke your guts up. 140 00:09:08,202 --> 00:09:09,663 MAN: (SHAKILY) Mmm-hmm. 141 00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:13,097 (CLICKS TONGUE) Okay. Yeah. 142 00:09:13,199 --> 00:09:15,470 So you're saying that in that scenario, 143 00:09:15,572 --> 00:09:17,005 for you it would be... 144 00:09:19,109 --> 00:09:21,810 (CLICKS TONGUE) Erm, more about quality than quantity? 145 00:09:21,912 --> 00:09:24,247 I'm saying I'm not particularly interested 146 00:09:24,349 --> 00:09:25,750 in a treatment plan 147 00:09:26,717 --> 00:09:28,885 that accidentally wastes our time. 148 00:09:31,691 --> 00:09:33,653 I'm saying, in that particular scenario, 149 00:09:33,755 --> 00:09:35,420 I'd much rather we... 150 00:09:35,522 --> 00:09:40,028 We have six fucking amazing, fantastic, proactive months... 151 00:09:43,264 --> 00:09:47,134 Than 12 really, really shitty passive ones. 152 00:09:53,714 --> 00:09:56,448 I'm not saying I don't want to do the treatment. 153 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:59,351 I'm just saying... (BREATH TREMBLES) 154 00:09:59,453 --> 00:10:02,286 I want it to be the right choice. 155 00:10:02,388 --> 00:10:04,624 (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) 156 00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:09,354 (EXHALES SOFTLY) 157 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:27,339 (MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES) 158 00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:07,419 (ALARM CLOCK RINGING) 159 00:11:07,521 --> 00:11:08,813 (FAST-PACED GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) 160 00:11:08,915 --> 00:11:10,756 (ALARM SWITCHES OFF) 161 00:11:13,887 --> 00:11:15,453 (WATER RUNNING) 162 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,169 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 163 00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:30,376 - Knock, knock. - (EXHALES) 164 00:11:30,478 --> 00:11:32,008 - Breakfast. You got time? - Yeah. 165 00:11:32,576 --> 00:11:35,346 Kumquats or eggs? 166 00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:37,412 - Mmm. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 167 00:11:37,514 --> 00:11:38,517 You tell me. 168 00:11:38,619 --> 00:11:40,012 - Then dealer's choice it is. - (LAUGHS) 169 00:11:40,114 --> 00:11:42,186 - Nice threads, by the way. - Oh. 170 00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:43,283 Thanks, Dad. 171 00:11:46,588 --> 00:11:48,323 (SIGHS) 172 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,090 Hello, my name is Tobias Durand. 173 00:11:51,192 --> 00:11:53,126 And I'm part of the Weetabix IT team, 174 00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:55,727 fulfilling the role of Master Data Steward. 175 00:11:55,829 --> 00:11:57,195 WOMAN: Fabulous. 176 00:11:57,297 --> 00:11:58,670 If you could just go ahead and tell me 177 00:11:58,772 --> 00:12:00,734 what you had for breakfast this morning. 178 00:12:00,836 --> 00:12:02,401 Honeyed kumquats on toast. 179 00:12:04,644 --> 00:12:06,507 Followed by a bowl of Weetabix. 180 00:12:06,609 --> 00:12:07,611 Okey-dokey. 181 00:12:07,713 --> 00:12:09,375 (FAST-PACED GUITAR MUSIC CONTINUES) 182 00:12:11,819 --> 00:12:13,550 TOBIAS: I think the thing that I enjoy most 183 00:12:13,653 --> 00:12:14,683 about working here at Weetabix 184 00:12:14,785 --> 00:12:16,217 is the feeling of family. 185 00:12:17,218 --> 00:12:18,822 Despite the fact that we're all of us 186 00:12:18,924 --> 00:12:22,091 part of a very large, global brand, 187 00:12:22,757 --> 00:12:24,222 there's... 188 00:12:24,324 --> 00:12:26,430 There's still a real family feeling. 189 00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:28,130 (WOMAN EXHALES SOFTLY) 190 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:41,176 (EXHALES) 191 00:12:42,809 --> 00:12:44,014 (GROANS) 192 00:12:45,715 --> 00:12:47,787 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 193 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,000 (PAPER RUSTLING) 194 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:11,470 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 195 00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:15,111 (SIGHS) 196 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:25,550 (SIGHING) 197 00:13:31,629 --> 00:13:33,626 (PEN NIB SCRAPING) 198 00:13:33,728 --> 00:13:35,428 (TAPPING) 199 00:13:38,832 --> 00:13:40,136 (SIGHS) 200 00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,108 (EXHALES) Okay. 201 00:13:46,445 --> 00:13:47,410 (INHALES DEEPLY) 202 00:13:47,512 --> 00:13:48,507 (WHISPERS) Okay. 203 00:13:50,616 --> 00:13:52,918 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 204 00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:07,229 (CASH TILL BEEPING) 205 00:14:12,669 --> 00:14:13,972 (KEYPAD BEEPS) 206 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,878 Divorce. 207 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:21,243 - (WHIMSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES) - (MACHINE SCRATCHING) 208 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:32,689 - (TYRES SCREECH) - (GRUNTING) 209 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,124 - (MUSIC STOPS) - (FAINT RINGING) 210 00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:47,203 WOMAN 1 OVER PA: Patient number 14. 211 00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:49,541 (FAINT RINGING) 212 00:14:49,643 --> 00:14:51,669 (DISTANT INDISTINCT CHATTER) 213 00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:54,974 (WOMAN 2 SIGHS) 214 00:14:55,076 --> 00:14:57,147 (FAINT RINGING CONTINUES) 215 00:15:07,921 --> 00:15:09,456 (SIGHS) 216 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:14,098 - (GASPS) - (RINGING STOPS) 217 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,268 They needed the bed back. 218 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,469 (WHISPERS) What's happened to my underwear? 219 00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:26,704 (GASPS, WHISPERS) Oh, I literally have no idea. 220 00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:30,312 (IN NORMAL VOICE) This, erm... This was all you... 221 00:15:31,177 --> 00:15:32,479 All you had on you. 222 00:15:34,088 --> 00:15:36,483 The Chocolate Orange was pronounced dead at the scene. 223 00:15:41,925 --> 00:15:44,595 Er... Erm... (CHUCKLES) 224 00:15:44,697 --> 00:15:46,427 I'm Almut, by the way. 225 00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:51,597 Almut? 226 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:55,700 Almut. 227 00:15:58,708 --> 00:15:59,704 Tobias. 228 00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:08,251 So sorry, but do we know each other? 229 00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,522 Oh. (INHALES) 230 00:16:11,624 --> 00:16:13,619 Yeah... No. Erm... 231 00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:17,062 Sorry. I... 232 00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,527 I... I ran you over. 233 00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:24,495 (EXHALES) Oh. 234 00:16:24,597 --> 00:16:26,469 WOMAN 1 OVER PA: Patient number 17. 235 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:27,534 Sorry. 236 00:16:29,037 --> 00:16:30,875 It's all right. 237 00:16:30,977 --> 00:16:32,239 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 238 00:16:32,341 --> 00:16:34,073 Hello and welcome to Red Wagon Diner. 239 00:16:34,175 --> 00:16:35,474 Here at Red Wagon Diner, 240 00:16:35,576 --> 00:16:37,542 we pride ourselves on offering our customers 241 00:16:37,644 --> 00:16:40,346 a taste of the classic '50s American diner 242 00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:42,415 here on the great British roadside. 243 00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:44,952 All our burgers are made to our special recipe 244 00:16:45,054 --> 00:16:46,989 using 100% British beef 245 00:16:47,091 --> 00:16:48,519 and our top dollar shakes are made 246 00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:51,129 with real dairy ice cream to die for. 247 00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,329 What can I get you? 248 00:16:54,398 --> 00:16:56,464 TOBIAS: (CLICKS TONGUE) I work for Weetabix. 249 00:16:58,367 --> 00:16:59,764 ALMUT: As in the breakfast cereal? 250 00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:01,902 TOBIAS: Mmm-hmm. 251 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,972 Well, the company... 252 00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:05,770 Sorry. The company also own... 253 00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,411 Weetos, Alpen, Ready Brek. But, yeah. 254 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:11,611 Wow. 255 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,120 You must be really regular. 256 00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:20,323 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 257 00:17:21,056 --> 00:17:23,458 - Ow, ow. - (LAUGHS) 258 00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:26,530 Um, how... How about yourself? 259 00:17:26,632 --> 00:17:27,633 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 260 00:17:27,735 --> 00:17:32,104 I'm a chef/restaurant owner. 261 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:35,907 Oh. 262 00:17:36,009 --> 00:17:39,111 Er, what kind of cuisine do you, er... 263 00:17:40,241 --> 00:17:41,607 - (CHUCKLES) - ...do? 264 00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:45,783 Er, modern European takes on classic Alpine dishes. 265 00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:50,722 So, basically, Anglo-Bavarian. 266 00:17:50,824 --> 00:17:52,124 Well, that's the plan, anyway. 267 00:17:53,091 --> 00:17:54,489 Supposed to open in a few weeks. 268 00:17:55,996 --> 00:17:57,723 - (CHUCKLES, INHALES) - How's it going? 269 00:17:58,993 --> 00:18:00,994 Er... 270 00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:02,864 - (CHUCKLES) - Oh. 271 00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:04,767 - (LAUGHS) - Oh, no. 272 00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:06,098 No, it's going fine. 273 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,436 It's gonna be great. 274 00:18:11,545 --> 00:18:13,211 You should come. 275 00:18:13,313 --> 00:18:15,477 No, honestly, I feel like that's the least I could do. 276 00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:18,480 - Oh. - And your wife too. 277 00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:26,889 (UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 278 00:18:26,991 --> 00:18:28,119 - ALMUT: Darling? - Yeah? 279 00:18:28,221 --> 00:18:29,187 ALMUT: Yeah. 280 00:18:29,289 --> 00:18:31,124 There is something 281 00:18:31,226 --> 00:18:33,129 that your daddy and I... 282 00:18:33,231 --> 00:18:35,899 Something that mommy and me want to... 283 00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:37,067 We want to talk to you about. 284 00:18:37,169 --> 00:18:39,167 TOBIAS: Yeah. Something a little... 285 00:18:39,269 --> 00:18:41,633 A little bit important, actually. 286 00:18:41,735 --> 00:18:44,239 - It's a bit serious, though. - TOBIAS: Yeah. 287 00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:45,304 (IN ADULT VOICE) Yeah, a bit serious 288 00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:46,506 - and a bit grown-up. - Yeah. 289 00:18:46,609 --> 00:18:48,513 A bit serious, a bit grown-up, a bit important. 290 00:18:48,615 --> 00:18:49,676 ALMUT: Yeah. 291 00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:52,649 (IN NORMAL VOICE) So mommy didn't realize it 292 00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:53,545 but mommy's... 293 00:18:53,647 --> 00:18:55,687 mommy's actually been feeling quite ill. 294 00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:56,647 Got a bit of a tummy ache, 295 00:18:56,749 --> 00:18:58,616 kind of a pretty nasty tummy ache. 296 00:18:58,718 --> 00:18:59,917 And the doctors have basically said... 297 00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:03,595 Hi, there! What a delicious looking ice cream sundae. 298 00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:04,456 Yummo! (CHUCKLES) 299 00:19:04,558 --> 00:19:06,224 My name's Noel. What's your name? 300 00:19:06,326 --> 00:19:07,428 Ella, and I'm three. 301 00:19:07,531 --> 00:19:08,900 BOTH: So sorry, we're actually in the middle... 302 00:19:09,002 --> 00:19:09,966 How would you like to see me make 303 00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:11,970 this entire bottle disappear? 304 00:19:12,072 --> 00:19:13,370 - Yes, please. - Noel? Noel, seriously. 305 00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,369 - We can't do this right now. - This is not a good time. 306 00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,134 Will you help me say the magic words? 307 00:19:17,236 --> 00:19:18,369 Noel! 308 00:19:18,471 --> 00:19:20,542 Go... Go away. Go away. 309 00:19:23,114 --> 00:19:24,744 Sorry, it's just not the time. 310 00:19:27,017 --> 00:19:29,083 (TOBIAS SMACKS LIPS) 311 00:19:29,185 --> 00:19:31,351 ALMUT AND TOBIAS: So... 312 00:19:31,453 --> 00:19:34,185 - Where were we? - (BOTH LAUGH) 313 00:19:34,287 --> 00:19:35,720 TOBIAS: Mmm-hmm! 314 00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:38,256 - (IMITATES CARTOON PLAYFULLY) - (ELLA LAUGHS) 315 00:19:38,358 --> 00:19:39,292 (BOTH LAUGHING) 316 00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:40,760 TOBIAS: That's too much tea. 317 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:42,526 Can I make you one? 318 00:19:42,628 --> 00:19:44,433 ALMUT: All right, you two. 319 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:47,266 It's bath time and it's bedtime for both of you. 320 00:19:47,368 --> 00:19:48,436 TOBIAS: No. (CHUCKLES) 321 00:19:48,538 --> 00:19:50,006 ALMUT: Am I gonna have to come and get you? 322 00:19:50,109 --> 00:19:51,836 - TOBIAS: No. - Are you nodding? 323 00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:53,540 - I'm gonna come and get you! - TOBIAS: Grab Teddy. 324 00:19:53,642 --> 00:19:54,672 What are we gonna do? Do you want me to... 325 00:19:54,774 --> 00:19:56,047 - Oh, I don't know if I can... - Oh! 326 00:19:56,149 --> 00:19:58,014 - Sorry, mommy. (YELLS) - ALMUT: No! 327 00:19:58,117 --> 00:20:00,213 - You tricked me! - (ELLA LAUGHS) 328 00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:01,483 (ALMUT GROWLS PLAYFULLY) 329 00:20:01,585 --> 00:20:02,584 TOBIAS: We're going all the way. We're going... 330 00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:04,854 I like her best. 331 00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:06,321 - Yep. - Yeah. 332 00:20:06,423 --> 00:20:08,619 - And I like her best. - I know you do. 333 00:20:08,721 --> 00:20:10,427 She has great hair, doesn't she? 334 00:20:15,161 --> 00:20:17,863 You were really great with her this afternoon, by the way. 335 00:20:19,431 --> 00:20:20,800 Yeah, well... 336 00:20:20,902 --> 00:20:23,170 Yeah, I'm... I'm glad we decided just to talk to her 337 00:20:23,272 --> 00:20:24,771 instead of killing a dog. 338 00:20:26,207 --> 00:20:29,275 (BOTH LAUGH) 339 00:20:29,377 --> 00:20:30,744 - ALMUT: Yeah. - (SNORTS) 340 00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:35,320 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 341 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:37,916 So... 342 00:20:38,891 --> 00:20:40,985 I was thinking... 343 00:20:43,796 --> 00:20:45,825 Maybe, erm, 344 00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:48,267 we... 345 00:20:49,495 --> 00:20:51,765 Should have some sex 346 00:20:53,237 --> 00:20:56,341 before my treatment begins. 347 00:21:05,783 --> 00:21:06,848 Now? 348 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,045 Mmm-hmm. 349 00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:11,316 (I DARE YOU BY THE XX PLAYING) 350 00:21:11,418 --> 00:21:13,424 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 351 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,823 ♪ Go on, I dare you ♪ 352 00:21:19,063 --> 00:21:21,326 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 353 00:21:21,428 --> 00:21:23,764 ♪ I dare you ♪ 354 00:21:27,902 --> 00:21:31,541 ♪ I can hear it now Like I heard it then ♪ 355 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:39,483 ♪ I can hear it now Like I heard it then ♪ 356 00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:47,689 ♪ I can hear it now Like I heard it then ♪ 357 00:21:50,694 --> 00:21:54,699 ♪ I can hear it now Like I heard it then ♪ 358 00:21:54,801 --> 00:21:55,526 (ALMUT CHUCKLES) 359 00:21:55,628 --> 00:21:58,029 ♪ Singing, oh, oh-oh ♪ 360 00:21:59,038 --> 00:22:01,070 ♪ Go on, I dare you ♪ 361 00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:02,806 (TOBIAS SIGHS, INHALES) 362 00:22:02,908 --> 00:22:03,936 (SONG FADES) 363 00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:05,737 I meant to say, 364 00:22:05,839 --> 00:22:07,511 I got the weirdest message from Simon. 365 00:22:11,148 --> 00:22:12,384 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 366 00:22:13,552 --> 00:22:16,586 (INHALES) You know, Simon Maxson, my old boss? 367 00:22:18,418 --> 00:22:19,853 Well, he, erm... 368 00:22:20,488 --> 00:22:22,394 He wanted to know if I... 369 00:22:22,496 --> 00:22:25,389 If I was interested in trying out for the Bocuse d'Or. 370 00:22:25,491 --> 00:22:27,599 (INHALES DEEPLY) 371 00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:29,500 (EXHALES) 372 00:22:37,242 --> 00:22:38,938 As soon as all this is over, 373 00:22:41,877 --> 00:22:44,075 we're... We're gonna make sure that you have 374 00:22:46,185 --> 00:22:48,218 the opportunity and the time 375 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,917 to take on whatever it is you want. 376 00:22:51,485 --> 00:22:52,688 But I really... 377 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:57,193 I really think that right now we ought to just slow down 378 00:22:57,296 --> 00:22:59,398 - and focus on get... - Relax. 379 00:23:00,328 --> 00:23:01,598 I said no. 380 00:23:02,699 --> 00:23:04,395 (INHALES) Just thought it was interesting, 381 00:23:04,497 --> 00:23:05,464 that's all. 382 00:23:05,566 --> 00:23:07,899 (EXPECTANT MUSIC PLAYING) 383 00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:10,668 - (GRUNTS, CHUCKLES) - ALMUT: Yes! (LAUGHS) 384 00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:13,304 - Come on. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 385 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,114 - (LAUGHS) That was perfect! - (CHUCKLES) 386 00:23:16,216 --> 00:23:17,746 - That's a perfect throw. - (SQUEALS) 387 00:23:19,616 --> 00:23:20,881 RADIO PRESENTER: Thank you for joining us 388 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:24,621 in the countdown to our New Year's Eve celebrations. 389 00:23:24,723 --> 00:23:26,555 What are you up to tonight? Are you going out... 390 00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,491 - (GASPS) Oh! - ...to watch some fireworks? 391 00:23:28,593 --> 00:23:30,294 - Staying in with the kids? - ALMUT: Mmm. 392 00:23:30,396 --> 00:23:31,790 Have you got friends coming round? 393 00:23:31,892 --> 00:23:33,597 - ALMUT: Mmm! - Ring in and let us know 394 00:23:33,699 --> 00:23:35,593 - what you're planning to do... - ALMUT: Thank you. 395 00:23:35,695 --> 00:23:37,500 - Mmm! - (CRUNCHES) 396 00:23:37,603 --> 00:23:40,499 Oh, fuck! Mmm, motherfucker! (INHALES SHARPLY) 397 00:23:40,601 --> 00:23:42,407 - Oh! (MOANS) - (BEEPS) 398 00:23:42,509 --> 00:23:44,240 They're definitely getting stronger, you know. 399 00:23:44,342 --> 00:23:46,504 - TOBIAS: Mmm. - (MOANING) 400 00:23:46,606 --> 00:23:48,606 (CLICKS STOPWATCH) 401 00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:50,776 (ALMUT CONTINUES MOANING) 402 00:23:50,878 --> 00:23:52,511 Lasting a minimum now of 60 seconds 403 00:23:52,613 --> 00:23:53,852 every five to ten minutes. 404 00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:55,487 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 405 00:23:56,055 --> 00:23:57,181 Great. Thank you. 406 00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:59,018 See you very soon. 407 00:24:02,059 --> 00:24:03,022 (SNORTS) 408 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:06,129 (CHUCKLES) 409 00:24:06,231 --> 00:24:08,159 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) 410 00:24:10,732 --> 00:24:13,204 - That's fine. - (EXHALES HEAVILY) 411 00:24:13,306 --> 00:24:14,466 TOBIAS: That's fine. ALMUT: Yeah? 412 00:24:14,568 --> 00:24:16,406 TOBIAS: Yeah. Yeah. 413 00:24:16,508 --> 00:24:17,669 ALMUT: Mmm, hang on a second. Hang on. 414 00:24:17,772 --> 00:24:19,736 Ooh. Yeah, yeah, take a moment. 415 00:24:19,838 --> 00:24:21,276 Take a beat, take a beat. 416 00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:24,113 (ALMUT BREATHES DEEPLY) 417 00:24:24,215 --> 00:24:26,413 Okay. (EXHALES) 418 00:24:26,515 --> 00:24:28,212 (SEAT BELT PULLS TAUT) 419 00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:32,988 - Ready? - (SEAT BELT FASTENER CLICKS) 420 00:24:33,090 --> 00:24:34,191 Okay. 421 00:24:34,293 --> 00:24:38,090 - (ENGINE STARTS) - Here we go. 422 00:24:39,629 --> 00:24:41,460 - (MUSIC FADES) - (ENGINE REVS) 423 00:24:41,562 --> 00:24:43,133 (BRAKES SQUEAK) 424 00:24:43,235 --> 00:24:44,195 (DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE) 425 00:24:49,602 --> 00:24:50,570 (GEAR CLICKS) 426 00:24:50,673 --> 00:24:52,577 - (ENGINE REVS) - (BRAKE ENGAGES) 427 00:24:53,676 --> 00:24:56,346 - Sorry. - (BREATHES HEAVILY) 428 00:24:56,448 --> 00:24:58,349 - (ENGINE REVVING) - Shit. I'm sorry. 429 00:24:58,451 --> 00:24:59,943 I'm fine to walk. Honestly. Honestly. 430 00:25:00,045 --> 00:25:01,347 - Fuck. I'm so sorry. - Honestly. 431 00:25:01,449 --> 00:25:03,614 (ALMUT MOANS) 432 00:25:03,716 --> 00:25:05,585 Fucking fuckface! 433 00:25:05,688 --> 00:25:07,589 - Oh, this is ridiculous! - (MOANS) 434 00:25:07,691 --> 00:25:09,591 - (ENGINE REVS) - (CAR ALARM BLARING) 435 00:25:09,693 --> 00:25:11,054 - Very sorry. Sorry. - (ALMUT MOANING) 436 00:25:11,156 --> 00:25:13,393 - (ENGINE REVS) - (CAR ALARMS BLARING) 437 00:25:13,495 --> 00:25:15,431 (ALMUT MOANING) 438 00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:18,599 - Oh, fuck! - (CAR ALARMS BLARING) 439 00:25:18,701 --> 00:25:21,298 I'm sorry. Okay, okay. You okay? 440 00:25:22,337 --> 00:25:24,103 Yeah. 441 00:25:24,205 --> 00:25:26,372 NURSE: That's it. Well done. You're doing a great job. 442 00:25:26,474 --> 00:25:27,810 Yes, you are. 443 00:25:30,114 --> 00:25:31,110 Okay. 444 00:25:32,077 --> 00:25:34,616 Well, good news is, mom and Dad, 445 00:25:34,718 --> 00:25:36,420 the baby's heart rate is all good. 446 00:25:36,522 --> 00:25:38,924 mom, same goes for your BP and pulse. 447 00:25:39,026 --> 00:25:40,190 (ALMUT INHALES) 448 00:25:40,292 --> 00:25:41,756 Bad news, I'm afraid, mom, 449 00:25:41,858 --> 00:25:44,488 is that you're still only two centimetres, 450 00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:45,627 if that. 451 00:25:45,729 --> 00:25:47,265 So, I'm sorry, but you're going to have 452 00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:49,667 to go back home again and wait. 453 00:25:51,501 --> 00:25:53,501 (TOBIAS AND ALMUT CHUCKLE) 454 00:25:53,603 --> 00:25:55,673 - I'm sorry. - (CHUCKLES) 455 00:25:58,342 --> 00:25:59,611 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 456 00:26:00,612 --> 00:26:02,376 (CHUCKLES) You wanted to see me, Chef? 457 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,978 I did, yeah. Please. 458 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,548 Er, actually, would you... 459 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:07,782 Would you mind closing the door? 460 00:26:07,884 --> 00:26:09,746 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Wait, sorry. No, no. Sorry. 461 00:26:09,848 --> 00:26:11,216 - My fault. - Oh. 462 00:26:12,159 --> 00:26:13,658 (DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES) 463 00:26:14,590 --> 00:26:16,023 (ALMUT CLEARS THROAT) 464 00:26:17,829 --> 00:26:20,996 Chef, is this about the thing with the scallops? 465 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,866 What? No, no. 466 00:26:24,433 --> 00:26:25,604 - Oh. - No. 467 00:26:26,337 --> 00:26:27,666 (CLEARS THROAT) 468 00:26:27,768 --> 00:26:28,967 Tell me something, Chef. 469 00:26:29,069 --> 00:26:31,273 What... What do you know about the... 470 00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:33,139 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 471 00:26:34,907 --> 00:26:36,309 Do you need the room? 472 00:26:36,412 --> 00:26:37,847 'Fraid so. 473 00:26:40,179 --> 00:26:42,550 What do you know about the Bocuse d'Or? 474 00:26:42,652 --> 00:26:45,917 Erm, I mean, it's like the... 475 00:26:46,019 --> 00:26:47,852 The culinary Olympics. (CHUCKLES) 476 00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:49,186 There is no higher accolade. 477 00:26:49,288 --> 00:26:52,757 Sorry, Chef. We are running low on celeriac. 478 00:26:52,859 --> 00:26:54,895 Strictly between us, Chef, 479 00:26:54,997 --> 00:26:57,031 and I mean that, not a word to another soul, 480 00:26:58,268 --> 00:27:00,199 I, erm... 481 00:27:00,301 --> 00:27:03,472 I've been asked if I would like to compete this year 482 00:27:03,574 --> 00:27:05,842 to represent the UK, and I... 483 00:27:06,808 --> 00:27:08,240 I'd like you to be my commis. 484 00:27:09,348 --> 00:27:10,344 - What? - But listen. 485 00:27:10,446 --> 00:27:11,679 Holy shit, Chef! 486 00:27:11,781 --> 00:27:13,848 We have two heats to get through. 487 00:27:13,951 --> 00:27:15,749 And you seriously really need to consider... 488 00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:17,620 - Chef, I'm in! - Time. Time, Chef. 489 00:27:17,722 --> 00:27:18,951 You really need to think about time. 490 00:27:19,053 --> 00:27:20,018 Chef, it's literally the easiest... 491 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,452 If we make it to the European heat, 492 00:27:21,554 --> 00:27:25,025 that is three to four days a week minimum, training wise. 493 00:27:25,127 --> 00:27:27,465 Make it to the final, that is five days a week. 494 00:27:27,567 --> 00:27:30,095 - Five days, full time. - Chef, I'm in. 495 00:27:30,197 --> 00:27:33,705 - And there'll be no let-up. - I'm in. 100%. 496 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,401 (SHIVERS) 497 00:27:38,276 --> 00:27:39,475 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 498 00:27:39,577 --> 00:27:40,706 (HEARTWARMING MUSIC PLAYING) 499 00:27:40,808 --> 00:27:42,241 Let's get out of here. 500 00:27:46,285 --> 00:27:47,777 (SCISSORS SNIPPING) 501 00:27:47,879 --> 00:27:49,754 MAN: Mmm-hmm. 502 00:27:50,718 --> 00:27:51,888 (TOBIAS CHUCKLES) 503 00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:59,297 Yeah, I'm probably gonna have to wet-shave you back here. 504 00:27:59,399 --> 00:28:01,095 It's looking a little furry. 505 00:28:03,069 --> 00:28:04,065 Really? 506 00:28:07,503 --> 00:28:09,301 - Oh. - Lovely. 507 00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:12,942 Yeah, that's the ticket. 508 00:28:14,578 --> 00:28:16,545 (TICKET MACHINE BEEPING) 509 00:28:16,647 --> 00:28:18,816 (HEARTWARMING MUSIC CONTINUES) 510 00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:22,116 I'm jealous. You realize that? 511 00:28:24,216 --> 00:28:26,486 Jay Rayner just published a rave. 512 00:28:26,588 --> 00:28:27,891 (TOBIAS SIGHS) 513 00:28:29,392 --> 00:28:30,355 Okay. 514 00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:35,533 - Okay. - Go on. 515 00:28:35,635 --> 00:28:37,736 - You'll be fine. - All right, thanks. Bye. 516 00:28:39,765 --> 00:28:41,168 (EXHALES) 517 00:28:48,241 --> 00:28:50,307 Hi. How are you doing this evening? 518 00:28:50,409 --> 00:28:52,780 - (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) - (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 519 00:28:52,882 --> 00:28:54,278 Do you have a reservation with us? 520 00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:57,684 Er, yeah. Tobi... Tobias Durand. I don't... 521 00:28:57,786 --> 00:29:00,187 Oh, my God. Mr. Weetabix. 522 00:29:00,854 --> 00:29:02,788 This is so great. 523 00:29:02,890 --> 00:29:04,688 How's the arm? Poor thing. 524 00:29:04,790 --> 00:29:05,962 (SCOFFS) 525 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:07,826 Oh. 526 00:29:07,928 --> 00:29:09,460 - Yeah. - Well, listen. 527 00:29:09,562 --> 00:29:11,561 We're so excited to have you with us this evening. 528 00:29:11,663 --> 00:29:13,803 We're gonna make sure you have the time of your life. 529 00:29:13,906 --> 00:29:16,634 I have you down as a table for two, correct? 530 00:29:16,736 --> 00:29:18,441 Erm, no. 531 00:29:18,543 --> 00:29:19,804 Sorry, that's my fault. 532 00:29:19,906 --> 00:29:22,312 Just me in the end. 533 00:29:22,414 --> 00:29:24,315 Oh, don't apologize. 534 00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:25,550 - Follow me. - Okay. 535 00:29:25,652 --> 00:29:27,819 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 536 00:29:30,315 --> 00:29:31,850 I'll let Chef know you're here. 537 00:29:31,952 --> 00:29:34,122 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 538 00:29:43,164 --> 00:29:45,002 A little something to get you started. 539 00:29:45,104 --> 00:29:46,101 Oh. 540 00:29:47,671 --> 00:29:49,037 Weisswurst amuse-bouche. 541 00:29:49,139 --> 00:29:51,975 AKA Bavarian white sausage with a modern twist. 542 00:29:52,077 --> 00:29:55,875 On top, we have for you a lemon mustard gel. Enjoy. 543 00:29:55,977 --> 00:29:57,981 (SOFTLY) Thank you. Thank you. 544 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:16,362 (EXHALES) 545 00:30:22,968 --> 00:30:24,934 - Hi. - Hi. 546 00:30:25,036 --> 00:30:26,072 (ALMUT CHUCKLES) 547 00:30:26,174 --> 00:30:27,905 Marks out of 10 for my tiny sausage? 548 00:30:28,007 --> 00:30:29,643 - It's 10. - (GASPS) 549 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,177 (TOBIAS CHUCKLES) 550 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,482 I'm sorry to hear your wife couldn't make it. 551 00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:33,584 Is everything all right? 552 00:30:33,686 --> 00:30:35,546 Erm, we're actually not, erm... 553 00:30:36,785 --> 00:30:38,715 Well, I mean... 554 00:30:38,817 --> 00:30:42,124 Technically speaking, we still are but legally speaking... 555 00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:44,962 we're also... 556 00:30:47,662 --> 00:30:48,861 Divorced. 557 00:30:48,963 --> 00:30:51,133 (UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 558 00:31:02,578 --> 00:31:04,580 (PANTING) 559 00:31:04,682 --> 00:31:06,211 - Mmm. - (TOBIAS MOANS) 560 00:31:06,313 --> 00:31:08,345 The back of your neck is so smooth. 561 00:31:08,447 --> 00:31:10,548 - My dad shaved it for me. - (CHUCKLES) 562 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,886 Oh, is he some kind of barber? 563 00:31:13,988 --> 00:31:15,655 - Architect. - Mmm. 564 00:31:15,757 --> 00:31:18,094 (SONG CONTINUES) 565 00:31:23,128 --> 00:31:24,096 (TOBIAS GRUNTS) 566 00:31:24,198 --> 00:31:25,736 Oh, how is the neck, by the way? 567 00:31:25,838 --> 00:31:27,667 Yeah, it's, erm, get... Getting there. 568 00:31:27,769 --> 00:31:30,038 (BOTH PANTING) 569 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,171 I don't think I've ever had the pleasure 570 00:31:32,273 --> 00:31:33,808 of sleeping with an invalid before. 571 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:35,408 - (BELT CLICKING) - (PANTING) 572 00:31:36,910 --> 00:31:38,180 TOBIAS: Erm... 573 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,014 - What? - (PANTING) 574 00:31:40,116 --> 00:31:44,120 I suppose I'm a bit, erm, out of practice. 575 00:31:45,858 --> 00:31:48,620 I'm also just suddenly aware I... 576 00:31:48,722 --> 00:31:51,591 I don't... I don't have any kind of prophylactic on me. 577 00:31:51,693 --> 00:31:52,689 (SCOFFS) 578 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,362 Such low expectations. 579 00:32:02,508 --> 00:32:04,774 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 580 00:32:04,876 --> 00:32:07,110 ALMUT: Also, by the way, erm... 581 00:32:08,444 --> 00:32:11,844 My staff are desperate to know if you get free Weetabix. 582 00:32:11,946 --> 00:32:13,380 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 583 00:32:14,617 --> 00:32:15,613 Well... 584 00:32:16,953 --> 00:32:18,752 - (SHOE THUDS) - (EXHALES) 585 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,255 I can confirm to you 586 00:32:21,725 --> 00:32:23,459 that on occasion, 587 00:32:23,561 --> 00:32:24,893 I do have access 588 00:32:24,995 --> 00:32:27,031 to complementary Weetabix, yeah. 589 00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:33,697 (BOTH LAUGHING) 590 00:32:35,573 --> 00:32:37,272 (SONG FADES) 591 00:33:06,868 --> 00:33:08,039 (CLICKING PEN) 592 00:33:50,914 --> 00:33:53,612 - Morning. - Oh, er... 593 00:33:55,085 --> 00:33:57,451 - (TOBIAS SIGHS) - Adrienne Duvall. 594 00:33:58,924 --> 00:34:01,217 We worked together back in the day. 595 00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:03,292 Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) 596 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,764 And it made me realise, well... 597 00:34:06,866 --> 00:34:08,627 Quite so competitive? (CHUCKLES) 598 00:34:11,871 --> 00:34:15,133 I probably ought to get going. 599 00:34:15,235 --> 00:34:16,668 - (CLEARS THROAT) - Why? 600 00:34:18,169 --> 00:34:19,407 Who says? 601 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:25,049 I don't know. 602 00:34:25,151 --> 00:34:28,249 Er, you're right. I don't know why I said that. 603 00:34:28,352 --> 00:34:30,654 I mean, unless you have shit to do, then... 604 00:34:30,756 --> 00:34:32,123 (CHUCKLES) I have nothing. 605 00:34:35,055 --> 00:34:36,289 But if you... 606 00:34:36,391 --> 00:34:38,889 I mean, have shit to do, then, you know... 607 00:34:39,258 --> 00:34:40,257 I have nothing. 608 00:34:40,359 --> 00:34:42,896 (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING) 609 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,294 (BOTH LAUGH FAINTLY) 610 00:34:44,396 --> 00:34:46,604 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 611 00:34:46,706 --> 00:34:48,700 (DREAMY MUSIC CONTINUES) 612 00:34:52,538 --> 00:34:53,870 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION CONTINUES) 613 00:35:00,949 --> 00:35:01,952 Thank you. 614 00:35:02,054 --> 00:35:04,020 ASSISTANT: Hello. How are you doing? 615 00:35:04,122 --> 00:35:05,052 - ALMUT: Good, thank you. - TOBIAS: Hi. 616 00:35:05,154 --> 00:35:06,619 ALMUT: Right, tasting time. 617 00:35:08,589 --> 00:35:10,892 - (TOBIAS CHUCKLES) - Are you a cheese person? 618 00:35:10,994 --> 00:35:13,026 (DREAMY MUSIC CONTINUES) 619 00:35:13,128 --> 00:35:14,825 - (TOBIAS MUTTERS) - Mmm. 620 00:35:16,395 --> 00:35:17,767 Do you like tapenade? 621 00:35:17,869 --> 00:35:20,369 Okay, I'll... Thank you. 622 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:23,600 - Can I get these, please? - ASSISTANT: Of course. 623 00:35:23,702 --> 00:35:26,204 - And do you want a coffee? - Sure, yeah. 624 00:35:26,306 --> 00:35:28,305 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 625 00:35:28,407 --> 00:35:30,577 (DREAMY MUSIC CONTINUES) 626 00:35:33,113 --> 00:35:35,384 (ALMUT LAUGHS) 627 00:35:44,962 --> 00:35:46,291 Actually, that's not true. 628 00:35:46,393 --> 00:35:48,298 - (EXHALES) - (MUSIC FADES) 629 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,301 A lot of it was decidedly unhappy. 630 00:35:52,766 --> 00:35:56,702 We were starting to maybe think about children. 631 00:35:59,944 --> 00:36:01,740 Then she got a position 632 00:36:02,947 --> 00:36:04,677 in Sweden, which was... 633 00:36:06,245 --> 00:36:08,914 Great for her. 634 00:36:09,017 --> 00:36:10,484 (CHUCKLES) 635 00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:12,953 So then we discussed it and then we tried it, 636 00:36:13,055 --> 00:36:14,124 me here, her there, 637 00:36:14,226 --> 00:36:16,425 both of us going back and forth depending. 638 00:36:17,624 --> 00:36:19,491 And then eventually, she just said, oh, 639 00:36:19,593 --> 00:36:21,298 she didn't want to do that any more. 640 00:36:24,131 --> 00:36:25,500 I'm sorry. 641 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,273 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 642 00:36:30,373 --> 00:36:33,174 (SNIFFLES) Adrienne really wanted us 643 00:36:33,276 --> 00:36:35,510 to start thinking about family. 644 00:36:38,412 --> 00:36:39,613 What did... What did you want? 645 00:36:41,347 --> 00:36:43,386 (CHUCKLES) Erm, I... 646 00:36:45,552 --> 00:36:47,357 I guess there's a world where... 647 00:36:48,587 --> 00:36:50,360 Kids aren't really my thing. 648 00:36:53,599 --> 00:36:54,595 Come on. 649 00:36:55,966 --> 00:36:56,901 I'm gonna make you 650 00:36:57,003 --> 00:36:58,995 the tastiest eggs of your life. 651 00:37:00,771 --> 00:37:01,566 Right. 652 00:37:01,668 --> 00:37:05,069 Do you know the best way to crack an egg? 653 00:37:05,172 --> 00:37:06,376 (CHUCKLES) 654 00:37:08,144 --> 00:37:09,907 Always on a flat surface. 655 00:37:13,351 --> 00:37:15,649 What's the thinking behind the two bowls? 656 00:37:16,823 --> 00:37:18,188 Practically speaking, 657 00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:21,284 it's much easier to fish out a broken shell 658 00:37:21,386 --> 00:37:22,522 from the one egg 659 00:37:22,624 --> 00:37:25,455 rather than fishing it out from eight eggs. 660 00:37:25,557 --> 00:37:27,763 - Mmm. - (EGG TAPPING) 661 00:37:27,865 --> 00:37:29,927 (EGG CRACKING) 662 00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:34,866 The versatility of the egg knows no bounds. 663 00:37:36,269 --> 00:37:38,276 (EGGS TAPPING) 664 00:37:46,545 --> 00:37:48,484 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 665 00:37:59,664 --> 00:38:00,661 Oh. 666 00:38:02,901 --> 00:38:04,467 (TOBIAS GROANS) 667 00:38:06,904 --> 00:38:07,904 (TOBIAS EXHALES) 668 00:38:08,006 --> 00:38:09,967 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 669 00:38:15,044 --> 00:38:17,447 (BOTH LAUGH) 670 00:38:28,189 --> 00:38:29,822 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 671 00:38:34,934 --> 00:38:36,895 (TOBIAS BREATHES DEEPLY) 672 00:38:39,366 --> 00:38:40,569 (ALMUT INHALES) 673 00:38:43,206 --> 00:38:45,775 (TOBIAS BREATHING DEEPLY) 674 00:38:45,877 --> 00:38:46,938 (ALMUT CHUCKLES) 675 00:38:54,481 --> 00:38:57,118 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 676 00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:59,390 (GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES) 677 00:39:08,933 --> 00:39:09,928 (CHUCKLES) 678 00:39:12,430 --> 00:39:13,701 (EXHALES) 679 00:39:15,038 --> 00:39:16,000 (MUSIC FADES) 680 00:39:21,279 --> 00:39:22,974 You said something to me, erm... 681 00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:26,109 Couple weeks ago. 682 00:39:30,016 --> 00:39:32,555 You said... You said kids aren't really your thing. 683 00:39:36,558 --> 00:39:38,724 That's fine. I mean, no. (SCOFFS) 684 00:39:38,827 --> 00:39:41,531 Of course, it... Of course it is. Just, erm... 685 00:39:43,865 --> 00:39:47,966 Truthfully, kids kind of might be, maybe, or... 686 00:39:49,534 --> 00:39:52,003 Are my thing. 687 00:39:53,373 --> 00:39:54,577 And, erm... 688 00:39:55,479 --> 00:39:58,244 At least I think they might be, anyway. 689 00:39:58,346 --> 00:39:59,945 And I... I hate... 690 00:40:01,518 --> 00:40:04,652 (SIGHS) Hate to even have to, erm... 691 00:40:04,754 --> 00:40:06,754 It's just diff... It's just different, isn't it? 692 00:40:08,327 --> 00:40:10,521 You know, meeting someone at our age. 693 00:40:10,623 --> 00:40:11,990 Whether we like it or not, 694 00:40:13,032 --> 00:40:14,428 the clock is ticking. 695 00:40:14,530 --> 00:40:15,760 I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck 696 00:40:15,862 --> 00:40:17,600 are you even talking about right now? 697 00:40:18,463 --> 00:40:19,670 Well... 698 00:40:19,772 --> 00:40:21,236 (SIGHS) 699 00:40:21,338 --> 00:40:22,572 It would seem to me preferable 700 00:40:22,674 --> 00:40:25,275 to have a moderately-awkward conversation right now 701 00:40:25,377 --> 00:40:27,275 rather than a completely destructive one 702 00:40:27,377 --> 00:40:28,544 in five to ten years' time. 703 00:40:28,646 --> 00:40:31,776 Firstly, I'm thirty-four, not fifty-fucking-five, 704 00:40:31,878 --> 00:40:33,945 so how about we ease the fuck up on... 705 00:40:34,047 --> 00:40:37,920 On the whole biological clock bullshit thing? 706 00:40:38,022 --> 00:40:39,622 And secondly, 707 00:40:40,624 --> 00:40:43,857 I don't know, I'm, like, "Back the fuck off." 708 00:40:45,328 --> 00:40:46,823 And calm the fuck down. 709 00:40:46,925 --> 00:40:48,261 What... What... What's the rush? 710 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:50,160 Because I'm worried 711 00:40:50,262 --> 00:40:52,996 that's there's a very distinct and real possibility 712 00:40:53,098 --> 00:40:55,000 that I am about to fall in love with you. 713 00:41:04,778 --> 00:41:06,143 I'm sorry, I'm just not someone 714 00:41:06,245 --> 00:41:08,915 who's interested in making that kind of a promise. 715 00:41:11,153 --> 00:41:12,622 (SNORTS) 716 00:41:12,724 --> 00:41:15,389 And in fact, there's this little bit of me that thinks, 717 00:41:15,491 --> 00:41:17,825 "Fuck you" for even asking. 718 00:41:25,202 --> 00:41:26,163 (CLICKS TONGUE) 719 00:41:29,173 --> 00:41:30,134 (CLEARS THROAT) 720 00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:42,716 (DOOR SHUTS) 721 00:41:42,818 --> 00:41:44,885 (GENTLE SONG PLAYING SOFTLY IN ANOTHER ROOM) 722 00:41:53,626 --> 00:41:55,126 (BAG THUDS ON TABLE) 723 00:41:57,169 --> 00:41:59,163 (FLOORBOARDS CREAKING) 724 00:42:20,687 --> 00:42:23,088 ALMUT: (CHUCKLES) Hi. 725 00:42:26,427 --> 00:42:27,598 How was work? 726 00:42:29,968 --> 00:42:30,964 Er... 727 00:42:31,629 --> 00:42:32,801 Yeah. 728 00:42:33,534 --> 00:42:35,505 (CLEARS THROAT) 729 00:42:35,608 --> 00:42:38,938 - How was bedtime? - Yeah. (SOFTLY) It was fine. 730 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,238 (IN NORMAL VOICE) We read Julian Is A Mermaid. 731 00:42:43,316 --> 00:42:45,748 - (SIGHS) A lot. - (CHUCKLES) 732 00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:51,182 So... 733 00:42:55,857 --> 00:42:57,155 You know, the day of your diagnosis, 734 00:42:59,858 --> 00:43:01,090 you said something to me. 735 00:43:01,192 --> 00:43:03,565 You said that you would rather have 736 00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:08,801 six fucking fantastic months than 12... 737 00:43:08,903 --> 00:43:10,601 Than 12 really shitty, passive ones. 738 00:43:10,703 --> 00:43:12,071 Yeah, passive ones. 739 00:43:12,973 --> 00:43:16,275 At that time, I was guilty of having 740 00:43:16,877 --> 00:43:21,377 no coherent or cohesive response 741 00:43:21,479 --> 00:43:24,683 but what you said has really, really stayed with me. 742 00:43:24,785 --> 00:43:26,984 And I now do have a response 743 00:43:27,086 --> 00:43:28,989 that I would like to share with you. 744 00:43:30,127 --> 00:43:31,090 Okay. 745 00:43:31,524 --> 00:43:32,729 Okay. 746 00:43:33,592 --> 00:43:35,164 Erm... 747 00:43:35,266 --> 00:43:36,997 (EXHALES) I'm sorry. 748 00:43:38,202 --> 00:43:39,362 "Although... 749 00:43:40,272 --> 00:43:41,837 "Although in the past, 750 00:43:42,505 --> 00:43:44,972 - "you have..." - Mmm. 751 00:43:46,671 --> 00:43:48,137 Erm... 752 00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,708 - (SIGHS) What the... - It's all right. 753 00:43:50,810 --> 00:43:52,414 - (SIGHS) - Take your time. 754 00:43:52,516 --> 00:43:54,212 - I'm nervous. - It's okay. 755 00:43:58,584 --> 00:43:59,756 Erm... 756 00:44:00,752 --> 00:44:02,088 "Although... 757 00:44:03,287 --> 00:44:07,995 "Although in the past, you have, erm..." 758 00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:13,299 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's all right. Shall I... 759 00:44:13,402 --> 00:44:14,397 I'm sorry. 760 00:44:15,307 --> 00:44:17,535 (TOBIAS INHALES DEEPLY) 761 00:44:17,637 --> 00:44:18,808 ALMUT: Here. 762 00:44:29,154 --> 00:44:31,183 (PAGE RUSTLES) 763 00:44:43,564 --> 00:44:44,867 (CLOSES BOOK) 764 00:44:46,171 --> 00:44:47,166 (SONG FADES) 765 00:44:52,707 --> 00:44:54,074 Fuck it. Let's do it. 766 00:44:55,808 --> 00:44:57,011 Yeah, let's do it. 767 00:45:00,185 --> 00:45:01,279 (ALMUT EXCLAIMS) 768 00:45:02,780 --> 00:45:04,417 (GASPS) 769 00:45:04,519 --> 00:45:05,950 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 770 00:45:06,052 --> 00:45:07,725 - That too much? - (LAUGHS) Yes. 771 00:45:09,421 --> 00:45:12,763 In for a heteronormative penny, in for a pound. 772 00:45:12,865 --> 00:45:15,859 (EVERYTHING I AM IS YOURS BY VILLAGERS PLAYING) 773 00:45:15,961 --> 00:45:19,132 ♪ Balanced on desire ♪ 774 00:45:20,097 --> 00:45:23,433 ♪ I cannot control ♪ 775 00:45:24,543 --> 00:45:28,608 ♪ These ever-changing ways ♪ 776 00:45:28,710 --> 00:45:32,910 ♪ So how can I be sure ♪ 777 00:45:33,013 --> 00:45:36,479 ♪ The feeling will remain? ♪ 778 00:45:38,885 --> 00:45:42,787 ♪ It'll always change ♪ 779 00:45:42,889 --> 00:45:45,323 ♪ But everything I am ♪ 780 00:45:47,926 --> 00:45:50,801 ♪ Is yours ♪ 781 00:45:51,667 --> 00:45:52,929 ♪ Everything I am... ♪ 782 00:45:53,031 --> 00:45:54,831 - Pizza. - (BUTTON CLICKS) 783 00:45:54,933 --> 00:45:57,500 (INTERCOM BUZZES) 784 00:45:58,907 --> 00:46:00,777 (WOMEN LAUGHING AND CHATTERING) 785 00:46:00,879 --> 00:46:03,613 Er, did anyone order a man as well as a pizza? 786 00:46:03,715 --> 00:46:05,214 - WOMAN 1: I'll take him. - (WOMEN LAUGHING) 787 00:46:05,316 --> 00:46:06,909 TOBIAS: I, er... 788 00:46:07,011 --> 00:46:08,250 - Weetabix? - Hi. 789 00:46:08,352 --> 00:46:09,482 - Oh. - Hi. 790 00:46:09,584 --> 00:46:11,785 - Hi. - Well. 791 00:46:11,887 --> 00:46:13,820 WOMAN 2: Welcome to my baby shower. 792 00:46:13,922 --> 00:46:17,085 (WOMEN CHATTERING AND LAUGHING) 793 00:46:17,187 --> 00:46:20,292 ♪ Find it hard to say ♪ 794 00:46:21,193 --> 00:46:24,131 ♪ What's going on inside... ♪ 795 00:46:28,770 --> 00:46:30,437 Apologies for the, erm... 796 00:46:30,539 --> 00:46:31,809 Interruption? 797 00:46:37,341 --> 00:46:39,913 - (EXHALES) - (WOMAN CLEARS THROAT) 798 00:46:40,015 --> 00:46:41,881 I saw you the o... The o... Last week, 799 00:46:41,983 --> 00:46:43,317 I was passing by the restaurant. 800 00:46:43,419 --> 00:46:44,382 Erm... 801 00:46:46,889 --> 00:46:48,584 And it made me realize, well... 802 00:46:49,791 --> 00:46:50,959 (CHUCKLES) ...two things. 803 00:46:51,061 --> 00:46:54,898 First of which, I was still quite angry with you 804 00:46:57,135 --> 00:46:59,197 because although I might have been somewhat insensitive, 805 00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:04,534 you were rude to me, which, yeah, a lot, hurt. 806 00:47:05,807 --> 00:47:07,072 And the second thing, 807 00:47:07,174 --> 00:47:11,578 I was guilty of focusing on the wrong, 808 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,877 erm... (SLAPS BOXES) 809 00:47:13,979 --> 00:47:16,312 ...thing, aspect. 810 00:47:16,414 --> 00:47:18,614 Looking ahead instead of right... 811 00:47:20,888 --> 00:47:23,421 In front of me, at you. 812 00:47:25,263 --> 00:47:26,259 (SIGHS) 813 00:47:28,759 --> 00:47:31,132 (EVERYTHING I AM IS YOURS BY VILLAGERS CONTINUES) 814 00:47:34,903 --> 00:47:36,599 I knew he was gonna do that. 815 00:47:40,374 --> 00:47:42,275 TOBIAS: So are you gonna catch mommy's hair? 816 00:47:43,177 --> 00:47:45,110 Perfect, yeah. Open your little box. 817 00:47:45,212 --> 00:47:47,209 - ELLA: Yeah. - (ELECTRIC RAZOR WHIRRS) 818 00:47:47,311 --> 00:47:49,248 Aw, that felt like a good one. 819 00:47:49,350 --> 00:47:50,917 - Oh, yeah. Nice and clean. - That sounded like... 820 00:47:51,019 --> 00:47:52,082 - That's perfect! - It's nice and... 821 00:47:52,185 --> 00:47:54,251 - TOBIAS: That's it. - (LAUGHS) 822 00:47:54,353 --> 00:47:55,753 How much hair do you wanna keep, mommy? 823 00:47:55,855 --> 00:47:57,290 (BOTH LAUGH) 824 00:47:59,865 --> 00:48:02,194 - Yeah. Yeah, I got you. - (ALMUT GRUNTS) 825 00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:04,360 - We're getting chunky now. - Yeah, just do it. 826 00:48:04,462 --> 00:48:06,435 - We're getting chunky. - Oh, amazing. 827 00:48:06,537 --> 00:48:07,531 Pat it down, Ells. 828 00:48:08,835 --> 00:48:10,138 Good girl. 829 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,476 Hold that up there for me, darling. Thank you. 830 00:48:13,578 --> 00:48:15,275 - Well done, girly. - Oh. 831 00:48:16,579 --> 00:48:17,339 (CHUCKLES) 832 00:48:17,441 --> 00:48:19,582 - Oh, lovely. - ELLA: Really nice. 833 00:48:19,685 --> 00:48:21,048 - Really nice? - Really nice. 834 00:48:21,150 --> 00:48:24,581 (ELLA AND TOBIAS IMITATE CHICKENS CLUCKING) 835 00:48:25,621 --> 00:48:26,987 (ALMUT EXCLAIMS) 836 00:48:27,089 --> 00:48:30,594 - TOBIAS: Whoa, okay. - (ALMUT LAUGHS) 837 00:48:30,696 --> 00:48:33,524 - Wow. Wow. Mmm. - (TOBIAS KISSES) 838 00:48:34,893 --> 00:48:36,461 Ooh, ooh. 839 00:48:39,097 --> 00:48:41,438 - Aw. - ALMUT: Aw. 840 00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:42,934 (ALMUT AND TOBIAS LAUGH) 841 00:48:43,036 --> 00:48:44,001 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 842 00:48:44,103 --> 00:48:45,668 (ALMUT VOCALISES A NOTE) 843 00:48:46,974 --> 00:48:48,437 ELLA: You look beautiful. 844 00:48:48,539 --> 00:48:50,709 TOBIAS: Doesn't she look so beautiful? 845 00:48:50,811 --> 00:48:52,015 ELLA: Sorry. 846 00:48:53,948 --> 00:48:56,118 (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) 847 00:48:58,283 --> 00:48:59,485 TOBIAS: Yes? ALMUT: Happy? 848 00:48:59,587 --> 00:49:00,683 Yes. 849 00:49:02,594 --> 00:49:03,419 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 850 00:49:03,521 --> 00:49:07,622 Anywhere from 200 to 600 seated guests, 851 00:49:07,725 --> 00:49:10,892 access to over four acres of private gardens. 852 00:49:10,994 --> 00:49:12,133 Wow. 853 00:49:12,235 --> 00:49:15,903 WOMAN: Along with its own secure car-parking area. 854 00:49:16,005 --> 00:49:18,507 - Marble flooring. - TOBIAS: Wow. 855 00:49:18,609 --> 00:49:20,109 WOMAN: Roman nobles. 856 00:49:21,140 --> 00:49:22,805 Around about 120 guests, 857 00:49:22,907 --> 00:49:28,151 expanding to around about 140 for your evening reception. 858 00:49:28,253 --> 00:49:31,280 And the great hall is licensed for music and entertainment. 859 00:49:31,382 --> 00:49:33,523 (ALMUT GASPS) Hear that, Ells? 860 00:49:33,625 --> 00:49:35,751 - TOBIAS: Ooh. - Dancing. 861 00:49:36,694 --> 00:49:39,029 (SOLEMN MUSIC CONTINUES) 862 00:49:40,766 --> 00:49:43,833 Our conservatory is licensed for 863 00:49:43,935 --> 00:49:46,968 up to and including 160 guests... 864 00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:49,404 - (ALMUT GASPS) - ...for a seated dinner. 865 00:49:49,506 --> 00:49:50,366 Or 200... 866 00:49:50,468 --> 00:49:51,937 - Touch his bum. - (ELLA LAUGHS) 867 00:49:52,039 --> 00:49:53,203 ...for a standing buffet. 868 00:49:53,305 --> 00:49:55,177 Fairy lights, optional extra. 869 00:49:57,378 --> 00:49:58,442 ALMUT: (WHISPERS) Have you seen the ceiling? 870 00:49:58,544 --> 00:50:00,982 Though I should add that the use of drones 871 00:50:01,084 --> 00:50:03,185 - is strictly prohibited. - (ELLA GRUNTS) 872 00:50:23,772 --> 00:50:24,706 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 873 00:50:24,808 --> 00:50:26,802 (SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE) 874 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:33,050 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 875 00:50:38,321 --> 00:50:40,154 NURSE: This one's going to take 20 minutes, 876 00:50:40,257 --> 00:50:42,320 give or take, then we'll flush out the system 877 00:50:42,422 --> 00:50:43,822 and get you started on number two. 878 00:50:43,924 --> 00:50:44,994 Okay, thank you. 879 00:50:45,097 --> 00:50:46,024 Right. Give us a shout if you need anything. 880 00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:47,562 - Will do. - (MUSIC FADES) 881 00:50:47,664 --> 00:50:49,495 (PAGES RUSTLING) 882 00:50:52,866 --> 00:50:54,467 (SIGHS) 883 00:51:25,267 --> 00:51:27,395 SIMON: Chefs, how are we all doing? 884 00:51:27,497 --> 00:51:29,132 Sorry to keep you waiting. 885 00:51:29,234 --> 00:51:31,171 Technical bullshit. 886 00:51:31,273 --> 00:51:32,471 Apologies, everyone, for the delay. 887 00:51:32,573 --> 00:51:35,175 Good news is, audience is in, ready and raring. 888 00:51:35,277 --> 00:51:37,277 So, er, just a little heads-up from me. 889 00:51:37,379 --> 00:51:38,911 Erm, I'll kick things off, a little intro, 890 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:40,315 little bit about me, 891 00:51:40,417 --> 00:51:43,218 little bit about my role as Bocuse d'Or UK head coach. 892 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,350 Overview of the rules, what's up for grabs today, 893 00:51:45,452 --> 00:51:47,117 place at the European semi-finals, 894 00:51:47,219 --> 00:51:48,658 so on and so forth. 895 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,186 General frenzy-whipping. 896 00:51:50,288 --> 00:51:52,387 Excitement. Good. 897 00:51:52,489 --> 00:51:54,796 Any questions? Excellent. 898 00:51:54,898 --> 00:51:57,299 All right, Chefs. Onwards. 899 00:51:58,604 --> 00:51:59,598 (WOMEN CHUCKLE) 900 00:52:00,836 --> 00:52:01,937 (CHUCKLES) 901 00:52:02,039 --> 00:52:03,968 - Hello, you. - ALMUT: Hi! Hello. 902 00:52:04,070 --> 00:52:05,037 (SIMON GROANS) 903 00:52:05,139 --> 00:52:06,206 - Good to see ya. - Yeah. 904 00:52:06,308 --> 00:52:08,677 - Congrats on the star. - Same to you. 905 00:52:08,779 --> 00:52:09,506 Yeah, well, I think 906 00:52:09,608 --> 00:52:10,874 I'm a little old hat at this point. 907 00:52:10,976 --> 00:52:12,211 No. 908 00:52:12,313 --> 00:52:14,544 This is Jade Khadime, my commis. 909 00:52:14,646 --> 00:52:16,181 - And the real deal. - Hello, Jade. 910 00:52:16,283 --> 00:52:18,216 Well, best of luck out there. 911 00:52:18,318 --> 00:52:19,348 Excellent hair, by the way. 912 00:52:19,450 --> 00:52:20,984 - Oh, thank you. - Yes. 913 00:52:21,087 --> 00:52:22,456 (CHUCKLES) 914 00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:27,230 Er, just gonna pop to the loo. 915 00:52:33,267 --> 00:52:35,438 - (DOOR SLAMS) - Oh, fuck! 916 00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:37,471 (EXHALES) 917 00:52:39,139 --> 00:52:41,343 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 918 00:52:42,713 --> 00:52:43,708 (GROANING) 919 00:52:49,587 --> 00:52:51,683 (RETCHES) 920 00:52:52,955 --> 00:52:54,182 (GROANS, SNIFFLES) 921 00:52:54,284 --> 00:52:56,358 (PANTING) 922 00:52:58,992 --> 00:53:00,023 (GRUNTS) 923 00:53:00,126 --> 00:53:02,859 (RETCHING) 924 00:53:06,969 --> 00:53:07,963 (BREATHES SHARPLY) 925 00:53:09,137 --> 00:53:10,199 - (GAGS) - (DOOR OPENS) 926 00:53:10,301 --> 00:53:12,306 JADE: Chef! 927 00:53:12,408 --> 00:53:13,903 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Chef, they're ready for us. 928 00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:18,880 It's fine, honestly. Honestly, I'm fine. 929 00:53:18,982 --> 00:53:20,250 I'm... I'm... I'm coming. 930 00:53:22,853 --> 00:53:23,979 Chef, are you using? 931 00:53:26,756 --> 00:53:28,154 What? 932 00:53:28,256 --> 00:53:30,458 Chefs' circle of trust, Chef. 933 00:53:33,532 --> 00:53:34,495 (SCOFFS) 934 00:53:37,535 --> 00:53:38,565 No. 935 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,836 No, I have stage three ovarian cancer. 936 00:53:49,714 --> 00:53:50,742 (JADE EXHALES) 937 00:53:53,847 --> 00:53:56,913 Do you want to call time on the whole competing thing? 938 00:53:59,922 --> 00:54:00,917 No, I do not. 939 00:54:05,664 --> 00:54:06,659 (SNIFFLES) 940 00:54:11,802 --> 00:54:12,995 Thank you. 941 00:54:23,444 --> 00:54:25,348 - (CLOTHES RUSTLE) - (ALMUT EXHALES) 942 00:54:30,821 --> 00:54:31,783 Let's do it. 943 00:54:33,355 --> 00:54:34,521 MAN: That's okay. Is that right? 944 00:54:34,623 --> 00:54:35,825 - WOMAN: Yeah, it's fine. - MAN: That's brilliant. 945 00:54:35,927 --> 00:54:37,921 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 946 00:54:42,528 --> 00:54:44,099 (INHALES DEEPLY) All right. 947 00:54:44,201 --> 00:54:45,267 Best of luck out there, everyone. 948 00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:47,200 (HOLD MY HAND BY JESS GLYNNE PLAYING) 949 00:54:47,302 --> 00:54:48,965 ♪ Darling, hold my hand ♪ 950 00:54:50,471 --> 00:54:52,837 ♪ Oh, won't you Hold my hand? ♪ 951 00:54:54,878 --> 00:54:55,840 (SONG STOPS) 952 00:54:58,916 --> 00:55:00,878 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 953 00:55:13,798 --> 00:55:14,826 (CHUCKLES) 954 00:55:19,904 --> 00:55:22,097 (GRUNTS, CHUCKLES) 955 00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,574 (MOBILE PHONE VIBRATING) 956 00:55:44,092 --> 00:55:45,087 (CHUCKLES) 957 00:56:01,243 --> 00:56:02,445 TOBIAS: (WHISPERS) Hi. 958 00:56:07,986 --> 00:56:09,745 Penny for your thoughts. 959 00:56:09,847 --> 00:56:12,521 - ALMUT: (WHISPERS) Hi. Hi. - So. 960 00:56:15,821 --> 00:56:16,919 TOBIAS: (SOFTLY) I think I like this one 961 00:56:17,021 --> 00:56:19,891 but I suspect I'm pretty easy either way. 962 00:56:25,266 --> 00:56:26,634 Could I sleep on it? 963 00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:29,032 Yeah. 964 00:56:31,206 --> 00:56:32,409 Yeah, absolutely. 965 00:56:39,916 --> 00:56:40,912 What? 966 00:56:43,547 --> 00:56:44,751 What's going on? 967 00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:48,557 Tired. 968 00:56:49,894 --> 00:56:50,856 (WHISPERS) Okay. 969 00:57:04,702 --> 00:57:06,905 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 970 00:57:13,313 --> 00:57:15,518 (TOBIAS EXHALES) 971 00:57:22,157 --> 00:57:23,152 (ALMUT MOANS) 972 00:57:26,592 --> 00:57:28,124 ALMUT: Okay. Huh, mmm-hmm. 973 00:57:31,599 --> 00:57:33,899 - (WATER SLOSHES) - (ALMUT SIGHS) 974 00:57:34,599 --> 00:57:36,572 (ALMUT MOANS SOFTLY) 975 00:57:41,538 --> 00:57:43,244 (EXHALES) 976 00:57:43,346 --> 00:57:45,214 Oh, don't forget your, erm... 977 00:57:45,316 --> 00:57:46,978 - (WHISPERS) Waterproof. - (LAUGHS) 978 00:57:52,584 --> 00:57:54,623 (ALMUT MOANS SOFTLY) 979 00:58:01,031 --> 00:58:02,026 (TOBIAS EXHALES) 980 00:58:16,509 --> 00:58:17,742 (INTERCOM BUZZES) 981 00:58:17,844 --> 00:58:19,544 (SEMI-UPBEAT SONG PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 982 00:58:19,646 --> 00:58:21,317 - Hello. - WOMAN: It's us! 983 00:58:21,419 --> 00:58:23,218 - (CHEERS) Hi! - (CHEERING OVER INTERCOM) 984 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,550 Okay, I'm gonna buzz you up. 985 00:58:24,652 --> 00:58:26,483 - (INTERCOM BUZZES) - They're here. 986 00:58:26,585 --> 00:58:27,821 TOBIAS: All right. 987 00:58:31,990 --> 00:58:34,194 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (HANDS CLAPPING) 988 00:58:34,296 --> 00:58:35,865 - Mama! - Hello! 989 00:58:35,967 --> 00:58:36,894 (CHUCKLING) 990 00:58:36,996 --> 00:58:38,696 MOTHER: I love that dress. ALMUT: Thank you. 991 00:58:38,798 --> 00:58:39,797 WOMAN: Kind of matches, actually. 992 00:58:39,899 --> 00:58:40,929 Sorry I haven't brought you anything. 993 00:58:41,031 --> 00:58:42,297 It's okay. You brought me a baby. 994 00:58:42,399 --> 00:58:43,868 WOMAN: I brought you a baby. MOTHER: Ben, how are you? 995 00:58:43,970 --> 00:58:45,174 - (BABY CRIES) - ALMUT: Oh, sorry, babies. 996 00:58:45,276 --> 00:58:47,976 Babies want attention. Hi, hi. 997 00:58:48,078 --> 00:58:49,038 (ALL CHATTERING) 998 00:58:49,141 --> 00:58:50,706 - MAN: Unbelievable. - Hi, loves. Come on in. 999 00:58:50,808 --> 00:58:51,977 - Wow! - Thank you. Wow! 1000 00:58:52,079 --> 00:58:53,875 - It goes back so far. - I know, and I have a bath. 1001 00:58:53,977 --> 00:58:55,348 - And a double bed. - Ah, hi. 1002 00:58:55,450 --> 00:58:56,718 - (CHUCKLES) - Go on. 1003 00:58:56,820 --> 00:58:57,615 WOMAN: You've never been here. MAN: Really, so grown-up. 1004 00:58:57,717 --> 00:58:58,750 Have you? I've just realized. 1005 00:58:58,852 --> 00:58:59,884 - It's so cool. - MAN: No, I haven't. No. 1006 00:58:59,986 --> 00:59:01,050 ALMUT: My goodness. Look at the little... 1007 00:59:01,152 --> 00:59:03,456 Hi! (CHUCKLES) Sorry, didn't mean to, er... 1008 00:59:03,558 --> 00:59:04,886 - Hi, I'm so sorry. - MAN: Hi. 1009 00:59:04,988 --> 00:59:06,022 - Hello. - Good to see you. 1010 00:59:06,124 --> 00:59:07,322 - I'm Almut's sister, Leah. - I'm Reginald. 1011 00:59:07,424 --> 00:59:08,760 - That's my dad, yeah. - REGINALD: Lovely to meet you. 1012 00:59:08,862 --> 00:59:09,960 Reginald, it's a pleasure to meet you. 1013 00:59:10,062 --> 00:59:11,093 MAN: It smells amazing. ALMUT: Thank you. 1014 00:59:11,195 --> 00:59:12,795 - Likewise. - MAN: Hi, I'm Almut's brother, 1015 00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:14,070 - Lucas. - Welcome, welcome. 1016 00:59:14,172 --> 00:59:15,298 Thank you, thank you. 1017 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,503 Well, it's not my home, but I'm welcoming everyone anyway. 1018 00:59:16,605 --> 00:59:17,371 Hey, I'm the other brother, Ben. 1019 00:59:17,473 --> 00:59:18,401 - Hi. Hi. - Nice to meet you. 1020 00:59:18,503 --> 00:59:19,605 You too. 1021 00:59:19,707 --> 00:59:20,706 - Thanks for this. - Oh, pleasure. 1022 00:59:20,808 --> 00:59:24,640 Bea said we had to go to Salt Lake. 1023 00:59:24,742 --> 00:59:25,711 (MOTHER CHUCKLES) 1024 00:59:25,813 --> 00:59:27,648 She said, "You'll love it," she says. 1025 00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:30,785 And so... And so we're there and it's winter. 1026 00:59:31,420 --> 00:59:32,715 It's... It's snowing. 1027 00:59:32,817 --> 00:59:35,655 It's beautiful and, erm, 1028 00:59:35,757 --> 00:59:37,185 we decide to visit the Tabernacle. 1029 00:59:37,287 --> 00:59:39,123 - I don't know if you know it. - Oh, yeah. 1030 00:59:39,225 --> 00:59:41,495 - (ALMUT'S SIBLINGS AGREEING) - REGINALD: It's, erm... 1031 00:59:41,597 --> 00:59:43,058 Well, I don't even know how late 1032 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,767 and, er, we've watched the sun go down. 1033 00:59:46,864 --> 00:59:48,671 And it's been the most... 1034 00:59:49,402 --> 00:59:51,135 You know, 1035 00:59:51,237 --> 00:59:53,469 the most wonderful day of our entire fucking lives. 1036 00:59:53,572 --> 00:59:54,642 (CHUCKLES) 1037 00:59:54,744 --> 00:59:57,746 And I turned to her and I said... I say... 1038 00:59:59,584 --> 01:00:01,513 (CHUCKLING) "Bea, don't know about you, 1039 01:00:01,615 --> 01:00:03,013 "but I think this is how 1040 01:00:03,115 --> 01:00:05,553 "I'd like to spend the rest of my life." 1041 01:00:05,655 --> 01:00:07,983 - (CHUCKLES) - No ring, nothing, just... 1042 01:00:08,085 --> 01:00:11,327 - Said it. - And what did she say? 1043 01:00:11,429 --> 01:00:13,094 "Don't be so fucking sentimental." 1044 01:00:13,196 --> 01:00:14,895 (ALL LAUGHING) 1045 01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:20,802 "I don't need a roomful of people and a piece of paper 1046 01:00:20,904 --> 01:00:23,303 "to know I want to spend the rest of my life with you," 1047 01:00:23,405 --> 01:00:25,141 - she said. - Yeah. 1048 01:00:25,243 --> 01:00:26,236 - Amen. - SYLVIA: Yeah. 1049 01:00:26,338 --> 01:00:29,305 So when were you... When were you all in Salt Lake? 1050 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,778 Erm, 15 years ago. 1051 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,179 - Give or take. - Business or pleasure? 1052 01:00:38,819 --> 01:00:41,020 What? What's going on? (LAUGHS) 1053 01:00:42,685 --> 01:00:45,655 I... I just happened to be in a competition that year, so... 1054 01:00:45,757 --> 01:00:46,921 Happened, just... 1055 01:00:47,023 --> 01:00:48,297 - Don't. - Competition? 1056 01:00:48,399 --> 01:00:50,298 What sort of a competition? 1057 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,929 ALMUT: It was, erm... 1058 01:00:52,031 --> 01:00:53,933 I used to... I used to figure-skate. 1059 01:00:54,035 --> 01:00:57,900 LUCAS: Erm... ISU World Championships. (LAUGHS) 1060 01:00:58,002 --> 01:00:59,709 She was unbe-fucking-lievable. 1061 01:00:59,811 --> 01:01:01,609 I can't believe you haven't told these guys this. 1062 01:01:01,711 --> 01:01:02,673 - ALMUT: Stop. - LUCAS: It was, it was. 1063 01:01:02,775 --> 01:01:03,975 - Check it out. - No. 1064 01:01:04,078 --> 01:01:05,909 - LUCAS: Check it out. - You have to see this, 1065 01:01:06,011 --> 01:01:07,177 - Reginald, it's... - I'm speechless. 1066 01:01:07,279 --> 01:01:08,614 - ...absolutely remarkable. - LUCAS: Here she goes. 1067 01:01:08,716 --> 01:01:10,186 Here she goes. Here she goes. 1068 01:01:10,288 --> 01:01:11,783 (CROWD CHEERING ON PHONE) 1069 01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:12,950 - (LUCAS CHEERS) - BROTHERS: Oh! 1070 01:01:13,052 --> 01:01:14,949 - This is you? - LUCAS: Yeah, watch this. 1071 01:01:15,051 --> 01:01:17,793 (CROWD CHEERING ON PHONE) 1072 01:01:18,724 --> 01:01:19,692 - (WHOOPS) - Oh! 1073 01:01:19,794 --> 01:01:21,091 - Oh, my goodness me. - (CHUCKLES) 1074 01:01:21,193 --> 01:01:23,427 ALMUT: Stop. Stop, stop. Please. I said no. 1075 01:01:23,530 --> 01:01:24,930 I said no. 1076 01:01:25,033 --> 01:01:27,033 - You should be proud. - Yeah, bloody marvelous. 1077 01:01:28,506 --> 01:01:29,532 (SARCASTICALLY) Thanks, mom. 1078 01:01:29,635 --> 01:01:31,202 (CHUCKLES) 1079 01:01:32,242 --> 01:01:33,708 (SOFTLY) Yeah. 1080 01:01:33,810 --> 01:01:35,943 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Wine. Anyone for any wine? 1081 01:01:39,176 --> 01:01:40,710 You know it isn't even just you? 1082 01:01:40,812 --> 01:01:43,311 (PLATES CLATTERING) 1083 01:01:43,413 --> 01:01:45,315 Like, honest to God, no one knows about it. 1084 01:01:54,927 --> 01:01:56,128 TOBIAS: (SOFTLY) Thank you. 1085 01:01:59,636 --> 01:02:01,969 It was Dad who got me into skating. 1086 01:02:02,934 --> 01:02:05,005 (CUTLERY CLATTERS IN SINK) 1087 01:02:05,107 --> 01:02:07,202 I think he actually really wanted a sporty child and... 1088 01:02:07,304 --> 01:02:10,076 And I suppose I was his last chance. 1089 01:02:11,446 --> 01:02:12,947 And I guess... 1090 01:02:13,615 --> 01:02:15,112 He was right to push me 1091 01:02:15,214 --> 01:02:18,882 because it turned out I fucking loved it 1092 01:02:18,984 --> 01:02:20,988 and I was really good at it. 1093 01:02:22,292 --> 01:02:24,189 (BOTH LAUGH) 1094 01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:26,658 And in the beginning, he would drive me to Swindon 1095 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,930 virtually every weekend. 1096 01:02:29,761 --> 01:02:30,898 TOBIAS: Hmm. 1097 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,331 And then when he was ill, when he was sick, I... 1098 01:02:35,803 --> 01:02:38,907 I wanted to help out and... 1099 01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:43,406 I took some time off from it. 1100 01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:47,542 And then... 1101 01:02:51,783 --> 01:02:54,890 After that, 1102 01:02:55,958 --> 01:03:00,093 skating without him around was just joyless. 1103 01:03:00,793 --> 01:03:02,227 So you just stopped? 1104 01:03:04,862 --> 01:03:05,899 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1105 01:03:06,001 --> 01:03:08,299 I think it just really reminded me of him. 1106 01:03:10,669 --> 01:03:12,270 (EXHALES) 1107 01:03:13,738 --> 01:03:14,943 (WINCES) 1108 01:03:16,711 --> 01:03:18,174 - You okay? - (GROANS) 1109 01:03:18,276 --> 01:03:20,443 - What? - I think I'm gonna be sick. 1110 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,446 - Okay. - (GASPING IN PAIN) 1111 01:03:24,619 --> 01:03:26,586 Whoa, whoa. Okay. 1112 01:03:26,688 --> 01:03:28,117 I'm cautiously optimistic 1113 01:03:28,219 --> 01:03:30,153 we're dealing with an infection. 1114 01:03:30,255 --> 01:03:31,988 But, listen, once the fluid is out, 1115 01:03:32,090 --> 01:03:33,258 we're gonna run some tests, 1116 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:35,661 and if we find anything, you'll be the first to know. 1117 01:03:35,763 --> 01:03:37,262 - Okay. - In the meantime, 1118 01:03:37,364 --> 01:03:38,995 I'd like to get you started with some antibiotics, 1119 01:03:39,097 --> 01:03:40,431 just to help with the pain. 1120 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:41,997 - All right? - ALMUT: Mmm-hmm. 1121 01:03:42,099 --> 01:03:43,471 - Okay? - ALMUT: Mmm-hmm. 1122 01:03:43,573 --> 01:03:44,835 - Thank you. - Pleasure. 1123 01:03:44,937 --> 01:03:46,106 (ALMUT CLEARS THROAT) 1124 01:03:54,210 --> 01:03:56,380 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) 1125 01:04:02,223 --> 01:04:04,454 ALMUT: Tobias, I had a call from the hospital. 1126 01:04:07,064 --> 01:04:09,459 They called to see if I could come in, and so I did. 1127 01:04:09,893 --> 01:04:11,098 Speaking. 1128 01:04:14,804 --> 01:04:16,433 They said it wasn't an infection. 1129 01:04:16,967 --> 01:04:18,171 What is it? 1130 01:04:21,807 --> 01:04:23,344 What is it? 1131 01:04:23,446 --> 01:04:24,408 I've made notes. 1132 01:04:25,182 --> 01:04:26,179 Erm, 1133 01:04:27,749 --> 01:04:30,117 they are recommending 1134 01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:35,650 either a partial or a full-blown hysterectomy. 1135 01:04:36,758 --> 01:04:39,192 (MOBILE PHONE SLAPPING) 1136 01:04:47,764 --> 01:04:51,204 Your note-taking is incredibly thorough, by the way. 1137 01:04:52,643 --> 01:04:54,174 (CLICKS TONGUE) Every cloud... 1138 01:04:56,407 --> 01:04:58,075 All right, so let me just check, I... 1139 01:04:58,177 --> 01:05:00,749 - Mmm-hmm. - Option One would be... 1140 01:05:00,851 --> 01:05:02,677 If we ever want to conceive naturally... 1141 01:05:03,685 --> 01:05:04,849 Freeze embryos. 1142 01:05:04,951 --> 01:05:06,918 - Mmm. - (CLICKS TONGUE) 1143 01:05:07,020 --> 01:05:09,086 - Followed by... - Surgery. 1144 01:05:09,188 --> 01:05:10,989 So removing one ovary, not both. 1145 01:05:11,091 --> 01:05:12,790 - Followed by... - Chemo. Shit. 1146 01:05:12,892 --> 01:05:14,194 Shit ton of chemo. 1147 01:05:14,995 --> 01:05:16,257 - Followed by... - Shagging. 1148 01:05:16,359 --> 01:05:18,194 Or, well, yeah, whatever. IVF. 1149 01:05:18,296 --> 01:05:20,763 Oh, I... I vote shagging, but okay. 1150 01:05:20,866 --> 01:05:22,334 (CHUCKLES) 1151 01:05:23,303 --> 01:05:26,909 - (SNIFFLES) - Alternatively, Option Two. 1152 01:05:27,011 --> 01:05:30,012 Way more invasive but way lower risk of relapse. 1153 01:05:30,914 --> 01:05:32,909 Ovaries and uterus, they take it. 1154 01:05:33,011 --> 01:05:34,214 They take it all. 1155 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,051 (SOFTLY) Okay. 1156 01:05:37,486 --> 01:05:38,449 Okay. 1157 01:05:41,224 --> 01:05:42,384 - (IN NORMAL VOICE) I think... - Listen... Oh, sorry. 1158 01:05:42,486 --> 01:05:44,688 - No. Do you want... - No. No, you. 1159 01:05:44,790 --> 01:05:45,995 Okay. 1160 01:05:48,762 --> 01:05:49,966 I guess... 1161 01:05:51,230 --> 01:05:53,398 I think, unless you think I'm... 1162 01:05:54,837 --> 01:05:57,638 Insane, I think I am inclined 1163 01:05:57,740 --> 01:06:01,109 to say that I would... 1164 01:06:03,575 --> 01:06:06,279 I would like to hang on to at least one of my... 1165 01:06:07,610 --> 01:06:11,680 Fucking addled cancer-ridden ovaries. 1166 01:06:16,922 --> 01:06:19,657 Because, well... 1167 01:06:20,426 --> 01:06:23,059 Just because I never, in a general sense, 1168 01:06:23,161 --> 01:06:25,529 saw myself having kids, 1169 01:06:27,201 --> 01:06:29,332 doesn't mean that there isn't a world 1170 01:06:29,434 --> 01:06:33,438 where I couldn't see myself, in time, 1171 01:06:35,439 --> 01:06:37,739 deciding to have them with you. 1172 01:06:43,786 --> 01:06:45,780 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1173 01:06:49,086 --> 01:06:50,257 (TOBIAS SIGHS) 1174 01:06:52,629 --> 01:06:53,623 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1175 01:07:07,038 --> 01:07:08,275 (FEET SHUFFLING) 1176 01:07:13,013 --> 01:07:15,315 (PEOPLE CHEERING FAINTLY) 1177 01:07:16,213 --> 01:07:18,586 (MUSIC TURNS JOYFUL) 1178 01:07:18,688 --> 01:07:20,122 I'm in remission. 1179 01:07:20,887 --> 01:07:23,818 (BOTH LAUGH) 1180 01:07:26,530 --> 01:07:28,591 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1181 01:07:28,693 --> 01:07:30,466 TOBIAS: We should do something to celebrate. 1182 01:07:30,568 --> 01:07:31,960 (ALMUT SQUEALS) 1183 01:07:32,062 --> 01:07:33,361 (LAUGHS) 1184 01:07:33,463 --> 01:07:35,833 - Come on! Come on! - (WHOOPS) 1185 01:07:35,935 --> 01:07:37,799 (GRUNTS, LAUGHS) 1186 01:07:39,542 --> 01:07:40,602 (LAUGHS) 1187 01:07:40,705 --> 01:07:42,771 - ...the throne or something. - What? (LAUGHS) 1188 01:07:45,107 --> 01:07:46,075 No. 1189 01:07:46,177 --> 01:07:47,616 (SCREAMS, LAUGHS) 1190 01:07:47,718 --> 01:07:49,316 That serves you right. 1191 01:07:51,550 --> 01:07:54,018 - Everything's great! - Everything's fine. 1192 01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,389 (JOYFUL MUSIC CONTINUES) 1193 01:08:08,169 --> 01:08:09,637 TOBIAS: Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1194 01:08:09,739 --> 01:08:10,700 (ALMUT SCREAMS) 1195 01:08:25,348 --> 01:08:27,420 (TIMER BEEPING) 1196 01:08:35,293 --> 01:08:37,496 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1197 01:08:42,004 --> 01:08:44,404 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 1198 01:08:45,139 --> 01:08:46,739 - (PANTING) - (ALMUT LAUGHS) 1199 01:08:46,841 --> 01:08:47,902 (TOBIAS MUTTERS) 1200 01:08:52,011 --> 01:08:53,448 (ALMUT LAUGHS) 1201 01:08:53,550 --> 01:08:56,350 (PANTING) 1202 01:09:01,284 --> 01:09:02,785 (MUSIC SLOWS) 1203 01:09:06,564 --> 01:09:07,526 (KNOCKING) 1204 01:09:13,704 --> 01:09:14,830 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1205 01:09:27,112 --> 01:09:28,047 (CHUCKLES) 1206 01:09:28,149 --> 01:09:30,351 - (EXHALES) - (TIMER BEEPING) 1207 01:09:34,987 --> 01:09:35,954 (GASPS) 1208 01:09:36,056 --> 01:09:38,656 (MUSIC CRESCENDOS) 1209 01:09:47,936 --> 01:09:49,601 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1210 01:09:57,681 --> 01:09:58,541 (MUSIC FADES) 1211 01:09:58,643 --> 01:10:00,582 FEMALE VOICE ON SPEAKER: Breathe in. 1212 01:10:00,684 --> 01:10:03,016 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1213 01:10:03,118 --> 01:10:04,685 FEMALE VOICE: Breathe out. 1214 01:10:04,787 --> 01:10:06,720 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 1215 01:10:06,822 --> 01:10:07,783 TOBIAS: Ooh. 1216 01:10:07,885 --> 01:10:10,725 - FEMALE VOICE: Breathe in. - (ALMUT MOANS) 1217 01:10:10,827 --> 01:10:12,591 (CONTINUES MOANING) 1218 01:10:14,093 --> 01:10:15,091 One second. 1219 01:10:15,193 --> 01:10:17,193 (HORN TOOTS) 1220 01:10:17,295 --> 01:10:19,994 (HORNS BLARING) 1221 01:10:30,077 --> 01:10:31,907 (SIGHS) Oh, fuck me. 1222 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:38,147 FEMALE VOICE: Feeling relaxed and calm. 1223 01:10:38,249 --> 01:10:39,783 (ENGINE RUNNING) 1224 01:10:40,789 --> 01:10:41,785 Almut? 1225 01:10:43,727 --> 01:10:45,822 Al? Almut? 1226 01:10:46,862 --> 01:10:47,824 (HORN BLARES) 1227 01:10:49,492 --> 01:10:51,663 (ALMUT MOANING) 1228 01:10:54,739 --> 01:10:56,705 (HORNS BLARING) 1229 01:10:56,807 --> 01:10:58,835 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1230 01:11:02,377 --> 01:11:04,174 - (ALMUT MOANS) - (CASH TILL BEEPING) 1231 01:11:04,276 --> 01:11:06,640 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1232 01:11:06,743 --> 01:11:08,042 (POP SONG PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1233 01:11:08,144 --> 01:11:10,715 TOBIAS: (WHISPERS) Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1234 01:11:15,154 --> 01:11:17,326 (ALMUT MOANS) 1235 01:11:19,060 --> 01:11:20,956 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 1236 01:11:22,599 --> 01:11:23,794 Oh. 1237 01:11:27,203 --> 01:11:29,667 I'm gonna get a drink. (GROANS) 1238 01:11:29,769 --> 01:11:31,866 CASHIER: That is... Yes, £20 with the fuel. 1239 01:11:31,968 --> 01:11:34,004 - (ALMUT MOANING) - CASHIER: Thank you. Cheers. 1240 01:11:34,107 --> 01:11:35,311 Thank you. 1241 01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:39,011 Hiya. 1242 01:11:39,113 --> 01:11:40,976 (GROANS) Oh, shit. 1243 01:11:41,544 --> 01:11:42,478 (FRIDGE DOOR CLOSES) 1244 01:11:42,580 --> 01:11:44,550 - Sorry. Thank you. - Hiya. 1245 01:11:44,652 --> 01:11:46,218 - TOBIAS: Hi, how are you? - Yeah, good, thank you. 1246 01:11:46,321 --> 01:11:48,357 - There you go. Any fuel? - Er, no. 1247 01:11:50,454 --> 01:11:51,624 (CASH TILL BEEPING) 1248 01:11:53,257 --> 01:11:54,495 Sorry. 1249 01:11:56,864 --> 01:11:57,964 Al? 1250 01:11:58,066 --> 01:11:59,027 (CASH TILL BEEPS) 1251 01:12:00,297 --> 01:12:02,437 Al? Al? 1252 01:12:05,701 --> 01:12:07,101 Sorry. One second, sorry. 1253 01:12:10,946 --> 01:12:11,879 (DOOR CLOSES) 1254 01:12:11,981 --> 01:12:13,478 - (KNOCKING) - Al? 1255 01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:15,817 - ALMUT: Mmm-hmm? - Hi. Everything okay? 1256 01:12:15,919 --> 01:12:18,316 ALMUT: Hmm. Kind of. 1257 01:12:18,419 --> 01:12:21,588 - What? - ALMUT: Erm... (MOANS) 1258 01:12:21,690 --> 01:12:24,023 Well, you see, I thought... I thought I needed a poo. 1259 01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:26,291 - Yeah. - And, er, 1260 01:12:26,394 --> 01:12:28,690 - now that I'm in here... - Yeah? 1261 01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:30,161 ...I think I might need to push. 1262 01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:31,864 No. No, no. No, no. 1263 01:12:31,966 --> 01:12:33,000 No! Okay? 1264 01:12:33,102 --> 01:12:35,203 Sorry, but you can't push. 1265 01:12:35,305 --> 01:12:37,339 If you let me in, I can... I can help. 1266 01:12:37,441 --> 01:12:39,769 We have biscuits now, Al. We have biscuits, okay? 1267 01:12:39,871 --> 01:12:42,441 - ALMUT: Okay. - Okay, come on. Let me in. 1268 01:12:42,543 --> 01:12:43,739 - ALMUT: Oh, no, I can't. - (DOOR RATTLING) 1269 01:12:43,841 --> 01:12:45,910 What? Just un... Unlock it and open it. 1270 01:12:46,012 --> 01:12:48,510 I can't. It's not happening. It's not... It's not working. 1271 01:12:48,612 --> 01:12:50,749 - Wait. - (DOOR RATTLING) 1272 01:12:51,550 --> 01:12:52,814 Sorry. I'm sorry. My, erm... 1273 01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:54,488 My partner is stuck in the, erm... 1274 01:12:54,590 --> 01:12:56,584 Do you have the... For the... The key for the... 1275 01:12:56,686 --> 01:12:58,354 - Yeah. - So sorry, er... 1276 01:12:58,456 --> 01:12:59,623 (KEYS JANGLING) 1277 01:12:59,725 --> 01:13:01,057 - Thank you. - Hey, Jane, I'll just... 1278 01:13:01,159 --> 01:13:03,925 Okay, Al, we have the key. We have the key, don't worry. 1279 01:13:04,028 --> 01:13:05,300 - It's okay. Sorry about this. - (DOOR CLOSES) 1280 01:13:05,402 --> 01:13:06,668 - No, no, it's fine. - Thank you very much. 1281 01:13:06,770 --> 01:13:08,368 Okay. 1282 01:13:08,470 --> 01:13:09,730 Okay, just... Just don't push, Al. 1283 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:10,972 Whatever you do, just don't pu... 1284 01:13:11,074 --> 01:13:12,474 (METAL SNAPPING, CLINKING) 1285 01:13:15,872 --> 01:13:19,813 Erm, it's just... Got broken off. 1286 01:13:19,915 --> 01:13:21,048 Erm... 1287 01:13:21,150 --> 01:13:22,547 - So, Al? - ALMUT: Yeah? 1288 01:13:22,649 --> 01:13:24,484 I'm gonna need you to stand back, okay? 1289 01:13:24,586 --> 01:13:25,815 - ALMUT: What? - Standing... Standing back 1290 01:13:25,918 --> 01:13:27,554 - away from the door. - Wait, wait, wait. Why? 1291 01:13:27,656 --> 01:13:29,322 All the way back. Right the way back. All right? 1292 01:13:29,424 --> 01:13:30,556 - ALMUT: Why? - I'm so, so sorry. 1293 01:13:30,658 --> 01:13:32,991 I think she might be about to give birth. 1294 01:13:33,094 --> 01:13:35,296 (GRUNTING) 1295 01:13:35,398 --> 01:13:38,032 - (CONTINUES GRUNTING) - (DOOR POUNDING) 1296 01:13:38,134 --> 01:13:39,260 - Yeah, erm... - Maybe... 1297 01:13:39,362 --> 01:13:41,366 I'll... I'll... I'm gonna get Jane, 'cause she'll know... 1298 01:13:41,469 --> 01:13:43,437 Okay, get Jane. Jane? Jane? 1299 01:13:43,539 --> 01:13:45,368 Jane, pregnant lady stuck in the khazi. 1300 01:13:45,470 --> 01:13:47,075 (POUNDING CONTINUES) 1301 01:13:47,177 --> 01:13:49,175 - Just bear with me. - Fine. 1302 01:13:49,277 --> 01:13:50,776 The key snapped in the... 1303 01:13:52,148 --> 01:13:53,915 - How many weeks? - Forty. 1304 01:13:54,017 --> 01:13:56,015 Huh. Mazel tov. 1305 01:13:56,117 --> 01:13:57,050 (DOOR SLAMS) 1306 01:13:57,152 --> 01:13:58,454 (JANE GRUNTS SOFTLY) 1307 01:14:00,254 --> 01:14:01,220 (GRUNTS LOUDLY) 1308 01:14:01,322 --> 01:14:03,124 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1309 01:14:03,227 --> 01:14:04,785 - (CONTINUES GRUNTING) - Okay. 1310 01:14:04,887 --> 01:14:06,654 - (GRUNTING) - (DOOR POUNDING) 1311 01:14:06,756 --> 01:14:08,196 Keep standing back, Al. 1312 01:14:08,298 --> 01:14:09,825 - Shall I have a go? - Yeah, yeah. 1313 01:14:09,927 --> 01:14:11,563 (STRAINS, GRUNTS) No, it's not. Nah. 1314 01:14:11,665 --> 01:14:14,934 Okay. Okay, Al, still standing back? 1315 01:14:15,036 --> 01:14:16,366 Okay? 1316 01:14:16,468 --> 01:14:18,969 (STRAINS, GRUNTS) 1317 01:14:19,902 --> 01:14:22,076 - (GRUNTS) - (HANDLE CLATTERS) 1318 01:14:22,178 --> 01:14:24,343 (TOBIAS BREATHES HEAVILY) 1319 01:14:24,445 --> 01:14:27,348 - Hi. - I can't. I'm sorry. 1320 01:14:27,450 --> 01:14:28,412 What... What do you mean, you can't? 1321 01:14:28,514 --> 01:14:29,983 Move. I can't. I'm sorry. 1322 01:14:30,085 --> 01:14:31,547 I can feel it. 1323 01:14:31,649 --> 01:14:33,320 - (HESITATING) No. - Mmm. 1324 01:14:33,422 --> 01:14:34,982 - No, I know, but we can't. - Mmm. 1325 01:14:35,084 --> 01:14:36,888 We have to... We don't... Not... Not here. 1326 01:14:36,990 --> 01:14:38,624 - We... We don't... It's not... - Mmm, listen to me. 1327 01:14:38,726 --> 01:14:39,924 - It's not safe. - It's just coming. It is. 1328 01:14:40,026 --> 01:14:41,656 It is. It's coming. I can feel it. I can feel it. 1329 01:14:41,758 --> 01:14:43,430 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1330 01:14:43,532 --> 01:14:45,561 I'm sorry but I... It's... This is... 1331 01:14:45,663 --> 01:14:48,135 It's it. It's it. It's it. 1332 01:14:48,237 --> 01:14:49,230 (ALMUT INHALES DEEPLY) 1333 01:14:52,370 --> 01:14:53,968 (MOANING) 1334 01:14:54,070 --> 01:14:55,472 TOBIAS: Yeah, it seems like we have 1335 01:14:55,574 --> 01:14:56,971 almost everything we need. 1336 01:14:57,073 --> 01:14:58,643 - Except for a midwife. - (LAUGHING) 1337 01:14:58,745 --> 01:15:00,707 - Except for a midwife. - Yeah. (MOANS) 1338 01:15:00,809 --> 01:15:02,248 (EXHALES NERVOUSLY) 1339 01:15:02,350 --> 01:15:04,212 - (GROANS) - Ooh. Ah. Ah. 1340 01:15:04,314 --> 01:15:05,884 OPERATOR ON MOBILE PHONE: Is that a push I hear there? 1341 01:15:05,986 --> 01:15:07,815 Yeah, I think this might... This might be a push. 1342 01:15:07,917 --> 01:15:08,882 - Do you wanna push? - Yeah. 1343 01:15:08,985 --> 01:15:10,658 - Yes, she wants to push. - Yeah. 1344 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,157 Watch your head. Watch your head. Watch your head. 1345 01:15:12,259 --> 01:15:13,153 (ALMUT GROANS) 1346 01:15:13,256 --> 01:15:14,829 Understood, yeah. She... She... She can push. 1347 01:15:14,932 --> 01:15:17,893 (GROANING) 1348 01:15:17,995 --> 01:15:19,633 Al, Al, I'm gonna have to check again 1349 01:15:19,735 --> 01:15:21,436 to see if I can see any body parts. Is that okay? 1350 01:15:21,539 --> 01:15:23,269 I'm not exactly in a position to say no, am I? 1351 01:15:23,371 --> 01:15:24,936 - TOBIAS: Okay. - (GROANS) 1352 01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:28,102 (PANTS, GROANS) 1353 01:15:28,205 --> 01:15:30,378 - Yes, I can see the head. - ALMUT: Wait, what? 1354 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:32,479 - What? Tobias? - Shh. Erm... Sorry. 1355 01:15:32,581 --> 01:15:33,813 - Wait, no, I'm sorry, no. - Tobias? Tobias? 1356 01:15:33,915 --> 01:15:35,317 Sorry, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1357 01:15:35,419 --> 01:15:36,382 Okay, listen to me. You've got this. 1358 01:15:36,485 --> 01:15:37,484 - A head? - TOBIAS: Sorry, sorry. 1359 01:15:37,586 --> 01:15:38,718 I'm gonna put you on speakerphone. 1360 01:15:38,820 --> 01:15:39,883 Hold on one second. Can you, can you, can you... 1361 01:15:39,985 --> 01:15:41,083 JANE: Dig deep, babe. CASHIER: I got it. 1362 01:15:41,185 --> 01:15:42,424 - Thank you. Sorry, still here. - OPERATOR: Hello? 1363 01:15:42,526 --> 01:15:43,758 Can you say that last bit again, please? 1364 01:15:43,860 --> 01:15:45,052 With each contraction, place the palm of your hand... 1365 01:15:45,154 --> 01:15:46,358 JANE: Listen, you're doing brilliantly. 1366 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:47,626 ...against the vagina 1367 01:15:47,728 --> 01:15:50,224 and apply firm but gentle pressure 1368 01:15:50,326 --> 01:15:52,165 - to keep baby's head... - To keep baby inside? 1369 01:15:52,267 --> 01:15:53,599 - No. - No, Christ! 1370 01:15:53,701 --> 01:15:55,403 - No, please do not do that. - No. 1371 01:15:55,505 --> 01:15:56,732 - (ALMUT MOANS) - You do not want to keep 1372 01:15:56,835 --> 01:15:58,705 - the baby inside. - Right. 1373 01:15:58,807 --> 01:16:01,004 You want to apply firm but gentle pressure 1374 01:16:01,106 --> 01:16:03,604 to keep baby's head from delivering too fast 1375 01:16:03,706 --> 01:16:04,776 and tearing. 1376 01:16:04,878 --> 01:16:07,008 Sorry. Sorry. Understood, yes. Understood. 1377 01:16:07,110 --> 01:16:09,250 - Oh, my God. - Do you understand? 1378 01:16:09,352 --> 01:16:10,615 Yes, yes, got it now. Sorry. 1379 01:16:10,717 --> 01:16:12,154 - How is mom doing now? - (GROANS) 1380 01:16:12,256 --> 01:16:13,385 TOBIAS: How's mom doing now? 1381 01:16:13,487 --> 01:16:14,488 Oh. Tell her it feels like 1382 01:16:14,590 --> 01:16:15,889 a huge fucking lump between my legs. 1383 01:16:15,991 --> 01:16:17,392 She says it feels like she's got a lump between her legs. 1384 01:16:17,494 --> 01:16:18,525 - A huge fucking lump. - I'm sorry. 1385 01:16:18,627 --> 01:16:19,961 A huge fucking lump between her legs. 1386 01:16:20,063 --> 01:16:21,055 Yeah. (GRUNTS) 1387 01:16:21,157 --> 01:16:22,529 Is there anyone else there with you? 1388 01:16:22,631 --> 01:16:24,058 Yeah, we're actually... I'm sorry. 1389 01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:25,366 I'm sorry, I don't know their names. 1390 01:16:25,468 --> 01:16:26,529 - Er, Sanjaya. - TOBIAS: Sanjaya. 1391 01:16:26,631 --> 01:16:27,632 - Jane, hi. - Hi. 1392 01:16:27,734 --> 01:16:29,064 Could one of you do me a favour 1393 01:16:29,166 --> 01:16:30,263 - and go and make sure... - (ALMUT MOANS) 1394 01:16:30,366 --> 01:16:31,802 ...the front door is unlocked and open? 1395 01:16:31,904 --> 01:16:33,334 Yeah. It's a... It's a petrol station. 1396 01:16:33,436 --> 01:16:35,736 Yeah, it's a petrol station. You just walk straight in. 1397 01:16:35,838 --> 01:16:37,874 (GROANS LOUDLY) 1398 01:16:37,976 --> 01:16:39,777 Ooh, I can feel it, I can feel it. 1399 01:16:39,879 --> 01:16:40,877 The head, it's coming. It's coming. 1400 01:16:40,979 --> 01:16:43,680 - (MOANING) - TOBIAS: Okay, here we go. 1401 01:16:43,783 --> 01:16:45,481 - Here we go. - (ALMUT GROANS) 1402 01:16:45,583 --> 01:16:46,914 TOBIAS: Whoa-ho! 1403 01:16:47,016 --> 01:16:48,356 JANE: Lean into me. That's it. 1404 01:16:48,458 --> 01:16:49,489 There's a face! There's a face! 1405 01:16:49,591 --> 01:16:50,786 There's a face! I mean, a head. 1406 01:16:50,888 --> 01:16:52,260 There's a head! It's great. 1407 01:16:52,362 --> 01:16:53,393 - Head's out. - (JANE LAUGHS) 1408 01:16:53,495 --> 01:16:54,662 - Oh, my God! - You're amazing. 1409 01:16:54,764 --> 01:16:55,994 Yeah, she's doing great. She is. She's doing great. 1410 01:16:56,096 --> 01:16:57,925 You're doing great. You're doing so fucking great! 1411 01:16:58,027 --> 01:17:00,632 - (MOANS) - TOBIAS: Oh, my God! 1412 01:17:00,734 --> 01:17:01,733 - (EXHALES) - TOBIAS: All right, yes! 1413 01:17:01,835 --> 01:17:03,801 Got the shoulders. Shoulders are out. 1414 01:17:03,903 --> 01:17:05,668 - (ALMUT STRAINING) - JANE: That's it. 1415 01:17:05,770 --> 01:17:07,002 Yes. That's it. That's it. 1416 01:17:07,104 --> 01:17:09,238 - (YELPING) - TOBIAS: Ah. Oh. She's out. 1417 01:17:09,340 --> 01:17:11,173 - TOBIAS: Yes, yes! You did it! - Oh! Oh, my God. She is? 1418 01:17:11,275 --> 01:17:13,614 OPERATOR: That's great. That's fantastic. 1419 01:17:13,716 --> 01:17:15,315 Is baby crying, Dad? Is baby breathing? 1420 01:17:15,417 --> 01:17:16,382 - (BABY CRYING) - Both. 1421 01:17:16,484 --> 01:17:17,845 - Both. - We did it! 1422 01:17:17,947 --> 01:17:19,318 - We did it! - Wow! 1423 01:17:19,420 --> 01:17:20,656 You are incredible. 1424 01:17:20,758 --> 01:17:23,086 What I need you to do now, is get a clean towel 1425 01:17:23,188 --> 01:17:25,724 and gently wipe and dry baby off, okay, Dad? 1426 01:17:25,826 --> 01:17:27,627 - Yeah. Yeah. - Nose and mouth first. 1427 01:17:27,729 --> 01:17:28,926 - All right? - JANE: She's gorgeous. 1428 01:17:29,028 --> 01:17:30,730 TOBIAS: Yeah, okay. JANE: She's gorgeous. 1429 01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:32,897 - Can I see her? - TOBIAS: Yeah, she's coming. 1430 01:17:32,999 --> 01:17:34,030 Can you put that towel underneath for me? 1431 01:17:34,132 --> 01:17:35,363 ALMUT: Can I see her? I have to see her. 1432 01:17:35,465 --> 01:17:36,735 - She's coming. She's coming. - Oh, my God. There she is. 1433 01:17:36,837 --> 01:17:38,540 - Thank you, Sanjaya. - (BABY CRYING) 1434 01:17:38,642 --> 01:17:40,504 - ALMUT: Hi. - TOBIAS: That's your mommy. 1435 01:17:40,606 --> 01:17:41,942 That's your mommy. 1436 01:17:42,044 --> 01:17:44,442 I can hear her. You did say "her", didn't you, "she"? 1437 01:17:44,544 --> 01:17:46,081 Her. She. (LAUGHING) 1438 01:17:46,183 --> 01:17:48,008 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1439 01:17:48,111 --> 01:17:49,878 Congratulations, Mom and Dad. 1440 01:17:49,980 --> 01:17:51,882 Now, I need you to make sure 1441 01:17:51,984 --> 01:17:53,722 baby is wrapped in a towel, okay? 1442 01:17:53,824 --> 01:17:55,451 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Can you do that for me, Dad? 1443 01:17:55,554 --> 01:17:56,557 ALMUT: Ah. 1444 01:17:56,659 --> 01:17:57,891 Without pulling the cord too tight, 1445 01:17:57,993 --> 01:18:00,160 I want you to put baby in mom's arms, all right? 1446 01:18:00,262 --> 01:18:01,023 Al, Al, Al. 1447 01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:02,663 And I'm gonna need you to make sure 1448 01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:04,727 that mom and baby are kept warm, okay? 1449 01:18:04,829 --> 01:18:06,026 - Yeah. - ALMUT: Hi. 1450 01:18:06,129 --> 01:18:07,630 - I've got you. - TOBIAS: Yeah. 1451 01:18:07,732 --> 01:18:09,764 Oh, my God. Hi! 1452 01:18:09,866 --> 01:18:12,469 Oh, she's beautiful! 1453 01:18:12,571 --> 01:18:13,967 Thanks, Jane. 1454 01:18:14,069 --> 01:18:15,343 - (BABY CRYING) - Shh. 1455 01:18:15,446 --> 01:18:16,845 Dad, I've got some good news. 1456 01:18:16,947 --> 01:18:19,541 Ambulance should be with you any minute now, all right? 1457 01:18:19,643 --> 01:18:21,081 Okay. 1458 01:18:21,183 --> 01:18:22,613 In the meantime, contractions might start up again, okay... 1459 01:18:22,715 --> 01:18:23,850 Do you want the... Yeah. 1460 01:18:23,952 --> 01:18:25,316 ...because mom's got to deliver the placenta, 1461 01:18:25,418 --> 01:18:28,487 so I'm going to need you to try and keep her nice and calm 1462 01:18:28,589 --> 01:18:29,586 - and warm. Okay? - Yeah. 1463 01:18:29,688 --> 01:18:30,589 Okay, I can do that. 1464 01:18:30,691 --> 01:18:32,255 (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1465 01:18:33,261 --> 01:18:34,224 Yeah. 1466 01:18:36,695 --> 01:18:38,096 (BABY COOS SOFTLY) 1467 01:18:39,996 --> 01:18:42,298 (HYDRAULIC RAMP WHIRRING) 1468 01:18:47,540 --> 01:18:48,942 (DOORS CLOSE) 1469 01:18:50,544 --> 01:18:52,308 (ENGINE STARTS) 1470 01:18:55,748 --> 01:18:57,514 (WHISPERS) Happy New Year. 1471 01:18:57,616 --> 01:18:59,419 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1472 01:18:59,521 --> 01:19:01,556 (ALMUT INHALES SHARPLY) 1473 01:19:01,658 --> 01:19:04,122 RADIO PRESENTER: ...Happy New Year... 1474 01:19:06,794 --> 01:19:08,394 TOBIAS: (INHALES) Happy New Year. 1475 01:19:08,496 --> 01:19:09,765 Happy New Year. 1476 01:19:14,601 --> 01:19:16,299 (FIREWORKS FIZZING) 1477 01:19:21,904 --> 01:19:23,108 (MUSIC FADES) 1478 01:19:24,575 --> 01:19:28,146 DOCTOR: Not only have we been unable to shrink the tumor, 1479 01:19:28,248 --> 01:19:31,952 but in fact the disease seems to have metastasised. 1480 01:19:33,049 --> 01:19:34,788 Which means, I'm afraid, 1481 01:19:34,890 --> 01:19:37,155 we're still not in a position to operate. 1482 01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:42,697 But there are plenty of reasons to remain positive. 1483 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,626 Other treatment options are still available. 1484 01:19:45,728 --> 01:19:49,935 Failure first time around has almost no bearing whatsoever 1485 01:19:50,037 --> 01:19:52,269 on the likelihood of second-line success. 1486 01:19:59,546 --> 01:20:00,578 (ALMUT SIGHS) 1487 01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:01,883 It's fine. I'm fine. 1488 01:20:05,819 --> 01:20:07,848 I'm okay. It's okay, honestly. 1489 01:20:07,950 --> 01:20:09,154 (MOUTHS) Yeah. 1490 01:20:10,955 --> 01:20:13,026 It's okay not to be okay. 1491 01:20:15,364 --> 01:20:16,326 It's a lot. 1492 01:20:17,327 --> 01:20:19,428 You've been through a lot, both of you. 1493 01:20:25,708 --> 01:20:27,804 (STOMACH GURGLES) Gosh. Christ. 1494 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:30,144 - Sorry. - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1495 01:20:30,247 --> 01:20:31,275 (CHUCKLES) 1496 01:20:32,678 --> 01:20:33,849 (DRAWER OPENS) 1497 01:20:35,786 --> 01:20:38,213 - Oh, my God. Are you sure? - (TOBIAS LAUGHS) 1498 01:20:38,315 --> 01:20:40,880 Not exactly haute cuisine. (CHUCKLES) 1499 01:20:40,983 --> 01:20:42,049 Thank you. 1500 01:20:42,151 --> 01:20:43,654 (SWEET WRAPPER RUSTLES) 1501 01:20:43,756 --> 01:20:45,289 Oh. (MOUTHS) Thanks. 1502 01:20:47,256 --> 01:20:48,897 ALMUT: What did you go for? 1503 01:20:50,399 --> 01:20:51,928 (SOFTLY) Twix. 1504 01:20:52,031 --> 01:20:53,665 - (IN NORMAL VOICE) Nice. - Yeah. 1505 01:20:53,767 --> 01:20:56,102 - What about you? - Bounty. 1506 01:20:58,038 --> 01:20:59,638 - (DOCTOR CHUCKLES) - (TOBIAS EXHALES) 1507 01:20:59,740 --> 01:21:02,977 When in Rome. (CHUCKLES) 1508 01:21:20,595 --> 01:21:21,963 Meant to ask, erm... 1509 01:21:23,261 --> 01:21:25,762 I have a feeling my 4:00 is gonna overrun. 1510 01:21:25,864 --> 01:21:27,265 I don't suppose 1511 01:21:27,367 --> 01:21:29,571 there's any chance you might be able to do pick-up? 1512 01:21:29,673 --> 01:21:31,038 Erm, only if you have the time. 1513 01:21:32,876 --> 01:21:35,405 - Definitely. - Thank you. That'd be great. 1514 01:21:37,577 --> 01:21:38,639 Pleasure. 1515 01:21:40,045 --> 01:21:42,445 (CROWD CHEERING OVER SPEAKER) 1516 01:21:57,229 --> 01:21:59,432 SIMON: Okay, so that is 15 minutes over. 1517 01:21:59,534 --> 01:22:00,496 (SOFTLY) Fuck. 1518 01:22:13,778 --> 01:22:15,016 Sixteen. 1519 01:22:15,949 --> 01:22:18,047 Fuck, fuck. It's fucked. Stop. 1520 01:22:18,149 --> 01:22:19,250 It's fucked. It's... We're... 1521 01:22:19,352 --> 01:22:20,788 We're still far too fucking slow on the prep. 1522 01:22:20,890 --> 01:22:22,122 And this whole sous vide situation 1523 01:22:22,224 --> 01:22:23,918 - is fucking killing us! - All right. All right. Easy. 1524 01:22:24,020 --> 01:22:25,022 Let's take five. 1525 01:22:25,124 --> 01:22:26,324 No, I don't wanna take a break. 1526 01:22:26,426 --> 01:22:27,788 I don't wanna take five. I wanna go back to the start. 1527 01:22:27,890 --> 01:22:29,897 I need to look at the plans. I need to look at the timings. 1528 01:22:29,999 --> 01:22:31,494 I need to figure this shit the fuck out. 1529 01:22:32,029 --> 01:22:34,002 Sick of this shit! 1530 01:22:41,710 --> 01:22:43,944 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1531 01:22:44,047 --> 01:22:45,677 Yeah, you're right. Let's take a break. 1532 01:22:45,779 --> 01:22:46,877 Let's take five. 1533 01:22:46,979 --> 01:22:48,643 (SIREN WAILING FAINTLY) 1534 01:22:49,815 --> 01:22:50,986 (MOANS SOFTLY) 1535 01:22:51,620 --> 01:22:53,648 (GAGS, RETCHES) 1536 01:22:58,394 --> 01:22:59,390 (GROANS) 1537 01:23:01,159 --> 01:23:03,229 - (GAGS) - (OPENS BOTTLE) 1538 01:23:10,373 --> 01:23:11,765 (INHALES) 1539 01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:23,777 (RAIN PATTERING) 1540 01:23:26,283 --> 01:23:28,452 (CROWD CHEERING ON SPEAKER) 1541 01:23:41,769 --> 01:23:43,335 (IMPLEMENTS CLATTER) 1542 01:23:46,136 --> 01:23:47,306 Right, what's next? 1543 01:23:48,139 --> 01:23:49,841 - Octopus? - SIMON: Yep. 1544 01:23:49,943 --> 01:23:51,475 (CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING) 1545 01:24:10,493 --> 01:24:11,726 TOBIAS: Where the hell were you? 1546 01:24:15,672 --> 01:24:16,431 You said you were gonna 1547 01:24:16,533 --> 01:24:17,699 - do pick-up. - I was in the restaurant. 1548 01:24:21,204 --> 01:24:23,375 - Oh, my God. - No. 1549 01:24:23,477 --> 01:24:25,705 You weren't in the restaurant, cos I spoke to Skye. 1550 01:24:25,808 --> 01:24:27,214 She didn't know where the hell you were either. 1551 01:24:27,316 --> 01:24:29,078 Was everything okay with the... With the pick-up? 1552 01:24:29,180 --> 01:24:30,448 No, not particularly. 1553 01:24:33,351 --> 01:24:34,518 (CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY) Jesus. 1554 01:24:37,425 --> 01:24:39,586 I was this close to calling round AandE departments. 1555 01:24:39,688 --> 01:24:41,525 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 1556 01:24:46,469 --> 01:24:47,465 Erm... 1557 01:24:55,704 --> 01:24:58,377 I'm in training for the Bocuse d'Or. 1558 01:25:05,487 --> 01:25:06,451 Hmm. 1559 01:25:08,354 --> 01:25:09,953 - Beg your pardon? - Not... Not the final. 1560 01:25:10,055 --> 01:25:11,022 Just the Euros. 1561 01:25:11,124 --> 01:25:13,755 We, erm... We won the UK heat. 1562 01:25:15,025 --> 01:25:16,831 How long? 1563 01:25:16,933 --> 01:25:18,727 - Huh? - How long have you been 1564 01:25:18,829 --> 01:25:21,100 prioritising fucking cooking instead of getting better? 1565 01:25:21,202 --> 01:25:23,104 Er, the UK heat was back in October 1566 01:25:23,206 --> 01:25:26,007 and the, er, Euro qualifiers are coming up soon. 1567 01:25:26,109 --> 01:25:28,807 Do... Do the hospital know? Did they, erm... 1568 01:25:28,909 --> 01:25:31,443 Did you... Please. 1569 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:34,079 Please. Please tell me that... 1570 01:25:34,181 --> 01:25:36,215 That they, erm, and that you... 1571 01:25:36,317 --> 01:25:38,181 What difference does it make if they know? 1572 01:25:38,283 --> 01:25:41,816 Oh, grow up, will you, Almut? 1573 01:25:42,955 --> 01:25:44,555 You have cancer. 1574 01:25:45,453 --> 01:25:46,520 You have cancer, Al. 1575 01:25:46,622 --> 01:25:49,128 No, you grow up, you fucking dick. 1576 01:25:49,230 --> 01:25:52,526 The difference this could make is... 1577 01:25:52,628 --> 01:25:55,203 (BREATHING HEAVILY) It's vast. 1578 01:25:56,104 --> 01:25:57,865 Why? Why are you taking the risk? 1579 01:25:59,208 --> 01:26:02,009 - Isn't it obvious? - No, actually, it's not. 1580 01:26:02,111 --> 01:26:03,307 - Not to me. - I'm... I'm not exactly 1581 01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:06,147 gonna get the chance again, am I? 1582 01:26:06,249 --> 01:26:07,982 What is that supposed to mean? In what reality... 1583 01:26:08,084 --> 01:26:10,149 It means I'm not particularly interested 1584 01:26:10,251 --> 01:26:12,145 in dying with fuck all to show for it. 1585 01:26:12,247 --> 01:26:15,287 Oh, okay. 1586 01:26:15,389 --> 01:26:17,419 So we're not... We're not enough for you? 1587 01:26:17,521 --> 01:26:19,661 Is that... Is that what it is? 1588 01:26:19,763 --> 01:26:21,024 (LAUGHS SARDONICALLY) 1589 01:26:21,126 --> 01:26:22,964 Award-winning chef 1590 01:26:23,066 --> 01:26:25,658 cum-former figure-skating nutcase... 1591 01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:27,229 No, now you're just being mean. 1592 01:26:27,331 --> 01:26:29,169 No, no, no. No, I'm not. 1593 01:26:29,272 --> 01:26:31,030 I'm... I'm honestly... I'm trying to understand 1594 01:26:31,132 --> 01:26:36,375 what it is that motivates an otherwise perfectly sane... 1595 01:26:36,477 --> 01:26:39,211 Of course you factor into my thinking, you fuck! 1596 01:26:39,313 --> 01:26:40,844 Okay, so, then, I don't understand. 1597 01:26:40,947 --> 01:26:42,049 I'm sorry. 1598 01:26:42,151 --> 01:26:43,380 But, I really... Honest to God, I don't. 1599 01:26:43,482 --> 01:26:45,650 Maybe... I mean, Jesus! (WHIMPERS) 1600 01:26:46,286 --> 01:26:47,685 I mean, did it ever occur to you 1601 01:26:47,787 --> 01:26:50,753 that maybe I don't wanna just be someone's dead fucking mom? 1602 01:26:52,487 --> 01:26:54,228 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1603 01:26:54,330 --> 01:26:56,325 I mean, at this point nothing terrifies me more 1604 01:26:56,427 --> 01:26:58,099 than the thought of having her 1605 01:26:58,201 --> 01:27:01,267 having nothing whatsoever to remember me by. 1606 01:27:01,370 --> 01:27:03,104 And it's like there's this... This bit of me 1607 01:27:03,206 --> 01:27:05,070 that is fucking desperate for her to know 1608 01:27:05,172 --> 01:27:06,505 that I didn't just give up. 1609 01:27:08,474 --> 01:27:09,838 And wouldn't it be quite the thing 1610 01:27:09,940 --> 01:27:13,079 if maybe one day she decided to look back on this time, 1611 01:27:13,181 --> 01:27:14,809 she actually chose to look back 1612 01:27:14,911 --> 01:27:18,753 on this entire godforsaken episode and thought, 1613 01:27:18,855 --> 01:27:21,183 "Wow, that's my mom"? 1614 01:27:21,285 --> 01:27:22,884 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1615 01:27:26,190 --> 01:27:27,361 I don't... 1616 01:27:28,857 --> 01:27:31,593 I don't want my relationship with Ella 1617 01:27:31,695 --> 01:27:34,933 to be solely defined by my decline. 1618 01:27:35,035 --> 01:27:37,834 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1619 01:27:38,236 --> 01:27:39,573 (FLOORBOARDS CREAK) 1620 01:27:39,675 --> 01:27:40,638 (PANTS) 1621 01:27:42,504 --> 01:27:43,971 (GROANS, SNIFFLES) 1622 01:27:51,384 --> 01:27:52,813 Or maybe I actually just can't bear 1623 01:27:52,915 --> 01:27:54,916 the thought of being forgotten. (SNIFFLES) 1624 01:27:57,455 --> 01:27:58,986 I'm not sure which is worse. 1625 01:28:04,899 --> 01:28:06,697 (CHAIR DRAGS) 1626 01:28:10,399 --> 01:28:12,307 (STIFLES SOB) 1627 01:28:15,904 --> 01:28:18,745 Wanting us to remember your achievements 1628 01:28:18,847 --> 01:28:19,809 is one thing. 1629 01:28:21,813 --> 01:28:24,451 Wanting us to somehow remember your achievements 1630 01:28:24,553 --> 01:28:26,552 that we have absolutely no fucking knowledge of... 1631 01:28:26,654 --> 01:28:29,189 Okay, I get it, I fucked up. I fucked up. Please stop. 1632 01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:31,458 Please. Please stop going on about it. 1633 01:28:32,861 --> 01:28:34,395 (SNIFFLES) 1634 01:28:35,390 --> 01:28:37,090 (EXHALES) 1635 01:28:39,164 --> 01:28:40,335 When is it? 1636 01:28:43,037 --> 01:28:44,798 (SIGHS) The thing? 1637 01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:47,870 The European qualifying, what... Whatever? 1638 01:28:51,241 --> 01:28:52,413 June. 1639 01:28:53,408 --> 01:28:54,613 June? 1640 01:29:01,923 --> 01:29:03,952 June the, erm... 1641 01:29:05,622 --> 01:29:07,395 It's the 5th and 6th of June. 1642 01:29:09,293 --> 01:29:10,992 (CHUCKLES) 1643 01:29:13,836 --> 01:29:16,634 Oh, right. 1644 01:29:16,736 --> 01:29:19,638 - (CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY) - I'm so sorry, Tobias. 1645 01:29:21,273 --> 01:29:23,273 - (SIGHS) - I am. 1646 01:29:23,375 --> 01:29:25,545 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 1647 01:29:29,511 --> 01:29:30,913 (TOBIAS SIGHS) 1648 01:29:42,031 --> 01:29:43,629 (GATE LOCK CLICKS OPEN) 1649 01:29:53,073 --> 01:29:54,772 (RUSTLING) 1650 01:30:04,116 --> 01:30:05,519 (SIGHING) 1651 01:30:20,495 --> 01:30:21,700 (EXHALES) 1652 01:30:24,667 --> 01:30:26,600 (CHURCH BELL TOLLING) 1653 01:30:26,702 --> 01:30:28,608 (SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1654 01:31:13,350 --> 01:31:15,556 (PANTING) 1655 01:31:46,517 --> 01:31:48,721 (CONTINUES PANTING) 1656 01:32:02,566 --> 01:32:03,802 (DOOR BELL RINGS) 1657 01:32:11,773 --> 01:32:13,141 Aerodynamic, innit? 1658 01:32:22,288 --> 01:32:24,325 (CROWD CHEERING) 1659 01:32:24,427 --> 01:32:26,726 (MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN IN HALL) 1660 01:32:28,426 --> 01:32:29,597 (DOOR CLOSES) 1661 01:32:32,263 --> 01:32:34,330 (IN ENGLISH) Chef, I think I might be about to throw up. 1662 01:32:34,432 --> 01:32:35,999 (ALMUT LAUGHS) 1663 01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:39,204 Oh, shit. Erm, do you... Do you have a buck... 1664 01:32:39,306 --> 01:32:40,166 Can I have a bucket? 1665 01:32:40,268 --> 01:32:42,610 - Like a cup, or... - (SIMON SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1666 01:32:43,610 --> 01:32:44,570 (IN ENGLISH) Okay, there you go. 1667 01:32:44,672 --> 01:32:46,207 (RETCHES) 1668 01:32:48,610 --> 01:32:50,585 Okay. 1669 01:32:55,719 --> 01:32:57,284 (ALMUT SPEAKS ITALIAN) 1670 01:32:59,061 --> 01:33:00,292 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 1671 01:33:00,394 --> 01:33:02,296 - Better? - Oui, Chef. 1672 01:33:02,398 --> 01:33:05,432 - (SNICKERS) - (CHUCKLES, EXHALES) 1673 01:33:05,534 --> 01:33:08,067 Sometimes, Chef, inside just wants out. 1674 01:33:08,169 --> 01:33:09,564 (BOTH LAUGH) 1675 01:33:09,666 --> 01:33:10,700 - Okay? - Yeah. 1676 01:33:10,802 --> 01:33:12,298 JADE: Yeah. ALMUT: Let's do it. 1677 01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:13,705 - (MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN) - (CROWD CHEERING) 1678 01:33:13,807 --> 01:33:16,442 (LEVELS BY AVICII PLAYING ON SPEAKER) 1679 01:33:16,544 --> 01:33:20,109 ♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪ 1680 01:33:21,443 --> 01:33:25,918 ♪ Get a feeling that I never Never knew before ♪ 1681 01:33:26,521 --> 01:33:28,914 ♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪ 1682 01:33:29,016 --> 01:33:31,384 ♪ Oh, oh, sometimes... ♪ 1683 01:33:32,922 --> 01:33:35,091 (MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1684 01:33:36,898 --> 01:33:38,925 (IN ENGLISH) Please welcome the United Kingdom, 1685 01:33:39,027 --> 01:33:40,633 Almut Bruhl and Jade Khadim. 1686 01:33:40,735 --> 01:33:43,270 Come on, England! I can't hear you! 1687 01:33:43,372 --> 01:33:44,403 FEMALE HOST: Impressive start 1688 01:33:44,505 --> 01:33:45,901 with a plate presentation. 1689 01:33:46,003 --> 01:33:47,472 MALE HOST: Please welcome Norway. 1690 01:33:47,575 --> 01:33:49,472 Vigo Hansen and Soren Hansen. 1691 01:33:49,574 --> 01:33:51,910 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1692 01:33:57,716 --> 01:33:59,313 (FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1693 01:34:02,385 --> 01:34:04,354 AUDIENCE MEMBER: (IN ENGLISH) Come on, you Brits! 1694 01:34:04,456 --> 01:34:06,023 (CROWD CHEERING) 1695 01:34:08,493 --> 01:34:09,461 (SONG FADES) 1696 01:34:09,563 --> 01:34:11,528 (MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1697 01:34:11,630 --> 01:34:12,598 (IN ENGLISH) Ready, go. 1698 01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:14,829 - (EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING) - Here we go. 1699 01:34:14,931 --> 01:34:16,698 FEMALE HOST: United Kingdom. 1700 01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:19,036 - (KLAXON BLARES) - Start! 1701 01:34:20,770 --> 01:34:22,875 (WHISKING CONTINUES) 1702 01:34:28,109 --> 01:34:30,278 (CONTESTANT SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1703 01:34:34,785 --> 01:34:36,018 TOBIAS: That's your mom. 1704 01:34:36,121 --> 01:34:38,290 MAN 1: Team UK! Team UK! WOMAN 1: Go on, Team UK! 1705 01:34:38,392 --> 01:34:39,357 MAN 2: Come on, GB! 1706 01:34:39,459 --> 01:34:41,460 (FOOD SIZZLING) 1707 01:34:41,562 --> 01:34:43,929 (FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1708 01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:47,728 - (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) - (WOMAN 2 SHOUTS IN CROWD) 1709 01:34:47,830 --> 01:34:49,303 (SPEAKS NORWEGIAN) 1710 01:34:49,405 --> 01:34:51,937 (MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1711 01:34:58,511 --> 01:34:59,610 (TIMER BEEPING) 1712 01:34:59,712 --> 01:35:01,474 (FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1713 01:35:04,952 --> 01:35:05,881 SIMON: (IN ENGLISH) Okay, let's get them out. 1714 01:35:05,983 --> 01:35:07,447 ALMUT: Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming. 1715 01:35:08,685 --> 01:35:10,120 Here we go. 1716 01:35:12,154 --> 01:35:14,153 - WAITER: Thank you. - Well done. 1717 01:35:14,255 --> 01:35:16,797 - (CROWD CHEERING) - SIMON: Good. 1718 01:35:17,765 --> 01:35:20,429 TOBIAS: Let's go, mom! Let's go, Almut! 1719 01:35:20,532 --> 01:35:21,967 (WHOOPING) 1720 01:35:29,807 --> 01:35:31,871 - (TIMER BEEPING) - (GROANS) 1721 01:35:31,973 --> 01:35:33,809 (TRUMPETS SOUNDING) 1722 01:35:33,911 --> 01:35:36,080 (MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1723 01:35:37,212 --> 01:35:38,951 (WOMAN 3 CHEERING INDISTINCTLY) 1724 01:35:42,853 --> 01:35:44,055 TOBIAS: (IN ENGLISH) Whoa. 1725 01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:49,428 (FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1726 01:35:49,530 --> 01:35:51,197 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 1727 01:35:51,299 --> 01:35:53,064 (CROWD CHEERING) 1728 01:35:55,535 --> 01:35:57,233 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1729 01:36:00,742 --> 01:36:02,202 MAN 3: (IN ENGLISH) Go, go, go... 1730 01:36:02,304 --> 01:36:04,774 FEMALE HOST: Team United Kingdom, 1731 01:36:04,876 --> 01:36:07,342 thirty seconds to finish. 1732 01:36:07,444 --> 01:36:10,785 - (CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING) - TOBIAS: Let's go, Almut! 1733 01:36:14,454 --> 01:36:16,384 (GROANS, WINCES) 1734 01:36:17,927 --> 01:36:19,426 WOMAN 4: Keep going! MAN 4: Down to the wire, guys! 1735 01:36:19,528 --> 01:36:21,059 Couple more seconds. Come on! 1736 01:36:27,934 --> 01:36:30,569 FEMALE HOST: Ten, nine, eight... 1737 01:36:30,671 --> 01:36:34,336 CROWD: Seven, six, five, four, 1738 01:36:34,804 --> 01:36:37,510 three, two, one. 1739 01:36:37,613 --> 01:36:39,941 - Yes! All right! - (BELL GONGS) 1740 01:36:40,043 --> 01:36:41,107 - SIMON: All right? - Yeah. 1741 01:36:41,209 --> 01:36:42,712 - Yeah. Yeah. - TOBIAS: Yeah. 1742 01:36:42,814 --> 01:36:45,281 SIMON: One, two, three. 1743 01:36:45,383 --> 01:36:47,221 - FEMALE HOST: United Kingdom! - Well done, well done. 1744 01:36:47,323 --> 01:36:48,622 (MUTTERS, LAUGHS) 1745 01:36:48,724 --> 01:36:51,190 (TRUMPETS PLAYING OH WHEN THE SAINTS) 1746 01:36:51,292 --> 01:36:53,091 (SIGHS) 1747 01:36:54,288 --> 01:36:57,095 (FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1748 01:37:01,998 --> 01:37:04,063 She did it. She did it. 1749 01:37:04,165 --> 01:37:06,240 (MUSIC TURNS HEARTWARMING) 1750 01:37:06,342 --> 01:37:08,370 (EXHALES, SOBS) 1751 01:37:12,512 --> 01:37:13,980 I did it. (SOBS) 1752 01:37:17,451 --> 01:37:18,450 (CHEERING FADES) 1753 01:37:18,552 --> 01:37:19,920 (MOUTHS) Amazing. 1754 01:37:20,818 --> 01:37:22,087 (MOUTHS) I love you. 1755 01:37:24,624 --> 01:37:26,852 (INHALES, EXHALES) 1756 01:37:26,954 --> 01:37:28,460 (EXHALES) 1757 01:37:28,562 --> 01:37:30,557 (MUSIC TURNS GENTLE) 1758 01:38:00,295 --> 01:38:01,258 Chef? 1759 01:38:06,599 --> 01:38:07,627 (SNIFFLES) 1760 01:38:22,582 --> 01:38:23,544 (SNIFFLES) 1761 01:38:26,653 --> 01:38:28,252 (ALMUT EXHALES) 1762 01:38:30,859 --> 01:38:32,956 I'll see you soon, Chef. (INHALES SHARPLY) 1763 01:38:33,058 --> 01:38:35,160 (GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1764 01:38:42,471 --> 01:38:44,466 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1765 01:38:48,136 --> 01:38:50,340 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1766 01:39:06,792 --> 01:39:09,260 (IN ENGLISH) Oh. Hi. 1767 01:39:14,798 --> 01:39:16,003 Come on. 1768 01:39:22,938 --> 01:39:24,110 Let's go. 1769 01:39:24,844 --> 01:39:26,244 (ALMUT, TOBIAS LAUGH) 1770 01:39:36,153 --> 01:39:38,520 ALMUT: Ready? And we're off. 1771 01:39:42,331 --> 01:39:43,624 Turning. 1772 01:39:45,934 --> 01:39:47,733 (ALMUT IMITATES MECHANICAL WHINING) 1773 01:39:47,835 --> 01:39:49,465 - (LAUGHING) - It's good. 1774 01:39:51,671 --> 01:39:52,600 It's good. 1775 01:39:53,101 --> 01:39:56,142 (GASPS) Ooh. 1776 01:39:57,279 --> 01:39:58,108 Ooh! 1777 01:39:58,210 --> 01:40:01,480 (ALMUT IMITATES ENGINE STUTTERING) 1778 01:40:01,582 --> 01:40:03,045 (ALMUT LAUGHS) 1779 01:40:03,147 --> 01:40:05,349 - Okay. Watch mommy. - Okay. 1780 01:40:08,987 --> 01:40:10,156 TOBIAS: There she goes. 1781 01:40:11,460 --> 01:40:13,292 Bye, mommy! 1782 01:40:13,394 --> 01:40:14,358 Bye! 1783 01:40:19,030 --> 01:40:21,563 (SKATES SCRAPING ON ICE) 1784 01:40:38,750 --> 01:40:39,746 Mwah! 1785 01:41:00,773 --> 01:41:01,834 (MUSIC FADES) 1786 01:41:02,810 --> 01:41:04,243 (BIRDS CHIRPING FAINTLY) 1787 01:41:19,561 --> 01:41:20,523 TOBIAS: Okay. 1788 01:41:22,390 --> 01:41:23,864 - (DOG PANTING) - Okay. 1789 01:41:23,966 --> 01:41:25,396 Let's put them on the table, yeah? 1790 01:41:26,899 --> 01:41:28,469 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1791 01:41:28,571 --> 01:41:29,965 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1792 01:41:30,067 --> 01:41:31,567 Cos it's egg time. 1793 01:41:33,305 --> 01:41:35,200 - Hi, Belinda. Hi, Barry. - (HENS CLUCKING) 1794 01:41:35,302 --> 01:41:36,473 How's that look? 1795 01:41:37,108 --> 01:41:38,370 - Good? - Yeah. Yeah. 1796 01:41:38,472 --> 01:41:40,240 - In the basket. - Yep. 1797 01:41:40,342 --> 01:41:42,279 In the basket, please. 1798 01:41:42,381 --> 01:41:44,576 Check that one for me, please, egg-checker. 1799 01:41:44,678 --> 01:41:46,112 How many eggs do you want, darling? 1800 01:41:46,214 --> 01:41:47,484 ELLA: Five. 1801 01:41:47,586 --> 01:41:49,755 TOBIAS: You can have as many as you want. Five is good. 1802 01:41:49,857 --> 01:41:51,221 - ELLA: Yep. - Yep. 1803 01:41:51,323 --> 01:41:53,858 - Oh, yeah, check that. - ELLA: Yep. Yep. 1804 01:41:53,960 --> 01:41:56,130 (TOBIAS WHISTLES MERRILY) 1805 01:41:58,526 --> 01:42:01,630 One, two, jump. What a jump! 1806 01:42:02,130 --> 01:42:03,335 (EXHALES) 1807 01:42:04,003 --> 01:42:05,832 Okay, do you remember 1808 01:42:07,139 --> 01:42:09,342 the best way to crack an egg? 1809 01:42:09,945 --> 01:42:11,607 Always on a flat surface, yeah? 1810 01:42:13,476 --> 01:42:15,248 - ELLA: Yeah. - And then in there. 1811 01:42:16,577 --> 01:42:17,544 (SOFTLY) That goes in there. 1812 01:42:17,646 --> 01:42:19,784 - (EGG SPLATS IN BOWL) - You want to try? 1813 01:42:19,886 --> 01:42:21,647 (EGGSHELL CRACKING) 1814 01:42:21,749 --> 01:42:22,953 (WHISPERS) You got it. You got it. 1815 01:42:23,055 --> 01:42:24,323 Open that a bit there. 1816 01:42:25,687 --> 01:42:28,054 - Ah, yeah, you did it. - (LAUGHING) 1817 01:42:28,157 --> 01:42:29,559 (CHUCKLES) 1818 01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:33,563 Stop. 1819 01:42:35,537 --> 01:42:36,632 Perfect. 1820 01:42:39,036 --> 01:42:40,137 ELLA: No shells. 1821 01:42:40,239 --> 01:42:41,769 TOBIAS: (LAUGHS) There's no shells? 1822 01:42:43,108 --> 01:42:44,843 - Okay, so next... - Yeah? 1823 01:42:44,945 --> 01:42:46,939 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 1824 01:42:59,421 --> 01:43:01,426 - Bye-bye. - (BOTH LAUGH) 1825 01:43:03,491 --> 01:43:05,859 - Bye. - (BOTH LAUGH) 1826 01:43:07,429 --> 01:43:09,929 - Bye-bye. - (BOTH LAUGH) 1827 01:43:11,103 --> 01:43:13,306 (GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1828 01:44:05,294 --> 01:44:07,459 (I'M ON YOUR TEAM BY ROMY and SAMPHA PLAYING) 1829 01:44:18,436 --> 01:44:23,240 ROMY: ♪ My defense is down ♪ 1830 01:44:23,342 --> 01:44:27,347 ♪ I want you to surround me ♪ 1831 01:44:28,884 --> 01:44:32,813 ♪ Anytime I go out ♪ 1832 01:44:32,915 --> 01:44:37,522 ♪ You're still the only sound that I hear ♪ 1833 01:44:38,623 --> 01:44:42,791 ♪ You've taken me to higher ground ♪ 1834 01:44:44,461 --> 01:44:47,829 ♪ I'm never coming down ♪ 1835 01:44:49,236 --> 01:44:53,273 ♪ Even when we're in a crowd ♪ 1836 01:44:53,375 --> 01:44:57,839 ♪ It's like there's no one else around ♪ 1837 01:44:59,113 --> 01:45:03,644 ROMY AND SAMPHA: ♪ And I ♪ 1838 01:45:03,746 --> 01:45:08,355 ♪ Hope the way I feel tonight ♪ 1839 01:45:09,088 --> 01:45:12,086 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1840 01:45:12,189 --> 01:45:14,090 ♪ Feel ♪ 1841 01:45:14,192 --> 01:45:15,956 ♪ For life ♪ 1842 01:45:19,263 --> 01:45:22,195 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1843 01:45:22,298 --> 01:45:24,199 ♪ Feel ♪ 1844 01:45:24,301 --> 01:45:26,373 ♪ For life ♪ 1845 01:45:29,937 --> 01:45:34,742 SAMPHA: ♪ I know it gets hard ♪ 1846 01:45:34,845 --> 01:45:38,247 ♪ We both know we're still learning ♪ 1847 01:45:38,349 --> 01:45:40,118 ♪ Still learning ♪ 1848 01:45:40,220 --> 01:45:44,586 ♪ Let your troubles out ♪ 1849 01:45:44,688 --> 01:45:48,791 ♪ They will never be a burden ♪ 1850 01:45:50,165 --> 01:45:54,632 ♪ You put your trust in me ♪ 1851 01:45:55,764 --> 01:46:00,000 ♪ I'll show you I deserve it ♪ 1852 01:46:00,668 --> 01:46:04,444 ♪ All I ever need ♪ 1853 01:46:05,544 --> 01:46:09,713 ♪ Is right under your surface ♪ 1854 01:46:10,679 --> 01:46:15,320 ROMY AND SAMPHA: ♪ And I ♪ 1855 01:46:15,422 --> 01:46:19,789 ♪ Hope the way I feel tonight ♪ 1856 01:46:20,522 --> 01:46:23,729 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1857 01:46:23,832 --> 01:46:25,458 ♪ Feel ♪ 1858 01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:27,698 ♪ For life ♪ 1859 01:46:30,972 --> 01:46:33,970 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1860 01:46:34,073 --> 01:46:35,908 ♪ Feel ♪ 1861 01:46:36,010 --> 01:46:37,807 ♪ For life ♪ 1862 01:46:43,084 --> 01:46:45,180 SAMPHA: ♪ Listen to me ♪ 1863 01:46:45,282 --> 01:46:47,650 ♪ Oh, me ♪ 1864 01:46:47,753 --> 01:46:51,656 ♪ There's something I've not told you ♪ 1865 01:46:53,193 --> 01:46:55,323 ♪ I'm on your team ♪ 1866 01:46:55,425 --> 01:46:57,560 ♪ Your team ♪ 1867 01:46:57,662 --> 01:47:01,930 ♪ But I can't always coach you ♪ 1868 01:47:03,237 --> 01:47:05,806 ♪ There's no in-between ♪ 1869 01:47:05,908 --> 01:47:08,239 ♪ Between ♪ 1870 01:47:08,341 --> 01:47:12,446 ♪ I want the truth only ♪ 1871 01:47:15,613 --> 01:47:19,750 ♪ Could you love me wholly ♪ 1872 01:47:27,658 --> 01:47:32,365 ROMY: ♪ I know it gets hard ♪ 1873 01:47:32,468 --> 01:47:35,967 ♪ We both know we're still learning ♪ 1874 01:47:36,069 --> 01:47:37,031 (MUSIC FADES) 1875 01:47:37,031 --> 01:47:42,031 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 1876 01:47:37,031 --> 01:47:47,031 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today